First thing you need to do is come up with a playful insult to keep spam calling her
Dummy, something like that, just to knock her down a couple notches
Then immediately ask how often she uses her car and if she has a spare key that you can have
This will make her feel useful
When she tells you a story make sure you yawn and look at your phone
It will make you seem hard to get
Hmmm oki noted!
what size do you think a bear would wear?
large
well that's your issue
u trynna go for girls who dont match up with who u are
But the whole point of dates is to find out if i do… hence why im open to meeting these women
dog park is muddy so we’re just out here people watching
dog park is muddy so we’re just out here people watching
what breed is that and what is the dogs name
fully grown brown bear
Probably would need to be like a custom situation made specifically for the bear
Probably would need to be like a custom situation made specifically for the bear
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL would be big enough you think?
what breed is that and what is the dogs name
great pyrenees / siberian husky mix
his name is Jupiter aka Big Joop
great pyrenees / siberian husky mix
his name is Jupiter aka Big Joop
give BIG JOOP a treat right now or I will do unspeakable things
First thing you need to do is come up with a playful insult to keep spam calling her
Dummy, something like that, just to knock her down a couple notches
Then immediately ask how often she uses her car and if she has a spare key that you can have
This will make her feel useful
When she tells you a story make sure you yawn and look at your phone
It will make you seem hard to get
He should call her b**** too while he's at it
What a cutie patootie
ty bro bro
give BIG JOOP a treat right now or I will do unspeakable things
no treats available but when we get home
no treats available but when we get home
I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB! ME AND JOOP WANT TREATS NOW NOT LATER
I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB! ME AND JOOP WANT TREATS NOW NOT LATER
It’s over……….
well that's your issue
u trynna go for girls who dont match up with who u are
Bro said models are out of echi league
dog park is muddy so we’re just out here people watching
That’s wild cause you know he don’t give a f*** about getting muddy. You chose yourself today.
That’s wild cause you know he don’t give a f*** about getting muddy. You chose yourself today.
well no other dogs are there because its muddy
Always has to be the first dog
let’s just stick with my narrative for now