So true.

Idiot. I’m actually on my way with a bouquet of flowers and enough compliments to keep you smiling for the rest of your long joyous life.

Stupid didn’t see that coming

Ummm

Trauma dump much

This is what I would say as a therapist

A client would be yammering about their sad broken upbringing and after 20 minutes of hearing them cry you’d respond with a simple “yikes”.

Ooof

Thats so sick

I <3 AI

Sucks bro

anyways, thats all our time for today. try not to kill yourself i suppose.

Dont lie to me 😖

My therapist said " I understand "

Sir, I’m only hear to help.

here

hear to help

are you dyslexic

The considerate audio engineer be like “I’m only hear to help”.

Joe Cool’s aura is nuclear

You can help with s***!

Umm sir this is a Wendy's xD

Jk jk. Times up though that will be 1000 dollars

That’s my job, bobby-boy.

be nice what I ever done to you

Glad, we worked through your eating disorder, here’s your bill!

Oh, you don’t have insurance?

Now that I think about it, maybe you could lay off the cheeseburgers. Fatty.

Waiting until just now to enter my life

it was months ago