I would probably die

I tried to catch a snake once when I was in the first grade because I didn't realize what danger was yet though

But then my teacher got really mad at me

Ahhhh thats what it was

I remember bc you said fl’s crocs and gators were nothing for him lmfao

He feared no beast

Which is pretty rad

this makes me feel bad for joking around with you and alligators

No because it's true Floridian guys sometimes really do mess with alligators

If anything it should fuel you

Girls don't really mess with gators as often

But sometimes

I don't mess with gators

But I think they are cute

just dont wanna make you feel bad and think about your dad when I make fun of alligators and you

I hold no sadness based on the death of my father I barely knew him

So keep the alligator jokes coming

Well I knew him the normal amount that a 4-5 year old would know their father

Which in my opinion isn't very well at all

You can't really know much of anything until you are at least like 9

alright!

I have trauma from talking about stuff who reminds people of their parents. One day I made a your momma joke towards a good friend who I was getting to know. Turns out she died in their house and he was the first to find her at the age of 10

Tbh ppl who respond that way to a yo mama joke need to chill out. I mean I get it but also they gotta see that it’s not personal. Don’t guilt trip ppl dry

I wasnt meaning it in a mean way at all. Just a little harmless joke, but he took it personal and didnt answer me for a week because it hurt him

I wouldn't feel bad because comparatively your joke probably wasn't that hard to deal with

Feel like they could take that

are you saying my jokes are bad

No I mean like if they found their mother's corpse when they were 10

Then a joke is probably something they can handle

Yeah that’s crazy to me.

I wish people didn’t get so offended by everything when it’s clearly not meant to offend them

Yeah, but unfortunately we cant change how people feel about things

do u feel an alligator is hardest to deal with than his joke

I don't really read too far into most jokes usually

It will be random statements or other interactions that get to me

You could if you dose them with mushrooms or LSD

Dude an alligator has so many teeth