Dogwhistle will help you locate
Then when the owner is like why tf u blowing a dogwhistle you can say
Well
I had to find you
at 5.30am I'm not blowing anything!
at 5.30am I'm not blowing anything!
What if the owner is beautiful and lovely just with a saddening dog
What if the owner is beautiful and lovely just with a saddening dog
I'll kill the dog, and she can cry on my shoulder
Dogwhistle will help you locate
Then when the owner is like why tf u blowing a dogwhistle you can say
Well
I had to find you
I could've sworn I was reading a Bruises post.
I'll kill the dog, and she can cry on my shoulder
Not the romantic type are you
Not the romantic type are you
stupid ass dog barking at 5.30am, then you deserve to get killed
I'll kill the dog, and she can cry on my shoulder
No.
yes!
The dog has a valid reason for barking, I’m sure of it!
yall like p****?
I don't think I've ever been aroused by a p**** itself.
You know, while looking at it.
stupid ass dog barking at 5.30am, then you deserve to get killed
I have an alternative idea that you will hate
I don't think I've ever been aroused by a p**** itself.
You know, while looking at it.
ur straight
Men do turn me on.
yeah but when they pants is off now u turnt off
yeah but when they pants is off now u turnt off
Neither turned-off nor turned-on.

NO!!