it is so good at draining any bit of happiness i have

but why, Bruises?!

Maybe it's your carefree non aggressive demeanor

I think he may be jealous of you seeming well adjusted socially so it makes him want to drag you to his level but it doesn't work and then it makes him hate you even more

Like he wants to force you into toxicity and then when it doesn't work it makes him want to do it even more

must be opposite day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

all ik is im going on a fat walk after work

Maybe he just doesn't like your glasses

That could equally be it

You’re right. I just wish he would allow me to become good friends with him… but I understand if he’s not ready. I respect this.

but my glasses are cool

No he doesn't think so

He said what's going on up there 4 eyes

You need glasses to see the floor because of all that unnecessary height ?

Oh no nort don't lift the object closer to your face to see it you could drop it on an unsuspecting strangers head and wound them

I’d be lying if I said it hasn’t happened before. Ohhh, curse my perfect RNG!!

Omg can you see the other planets with glasses and your head already in the sky like that

Holy crap nort you better put your glasses on so you can realize your shoe is untied

That's just what I think he's saying I mean but yeah

Behind the counter at the gas station actually elevates us up by 2 or so inches so Ive had people come in and look up at me like whoaaa

Hey you---

Down here...

This is a robbery

is nort tall

He's like 6'5

lmfaooo

i’m 6’3

et is 6’4 so hes actually the tallest here

No he said he's 64

but hes also older and hunches a little so he was probably 6’7 at some point

lol, old.

6 3 and don't play basketball? Whats What's the point

Why did my autocorrect stutter

I think if nort sought out competition regularly he'd end up killing himself from the stress