I eat a tomato like an apple, also an onion

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I never had a raw tomatillo

Yes

Crusty garlic bread dipped in marinara sauce is so fire yet so simple, why do we bother eating anything else

bread is so fire

Why is bread so good

God's plan

Probably Satan cause it has no nutritional value and makes you obese

carbs r energy

bread not gonna make me obese if im in a caloric deficit

There's no way it has been 3 whole years since u worked there

Was this worth it for you

It’s a tomato according to the US government

Is this worthwhile

what if the ketchup is so cheap they dont use real.tomato

No but did you know that? They made ketchup count as a vegetable so that they could serve schoolchildren trash (it was mandated prior to that for school lunch to have at least one vegetable side). But then theyre like f*** it , ketchup is a vegetable , let’s count it

I’ve never seen such a thing

mcdonalds eggs arent eggs
mcdonalds milkshakes dont have milk

That's wacky

McDonald’s eggs are definitely eggs

nah

Prove it

When I was in middle school the cooler that they kept the milk and juice in was messed up and every carton was frozen solid

They didn't fix it for like an entire school year

That must have been great during the summer though