Apr 22, 2025·1 reply
Nortold dude told me a funny joke the other day
ima use text to speech for this post
he was talking about his grandson and how he found a nice lady. they started dating for a bit and things were going quite well eventually he wanted to take things to another level and have sex. She wasn’t down with this. She didn’t believe in premarital s***and you know he begrudgingly just said OK and they stay together. eventually, they did get married and it was beautiful. Then, after the marriage, they stayed at a hotel and got ready to do the dirty, as you do on your wedding night. so basically what happens is she’s getting naked. She’s on the bed she’s you know she’s getting ready and he’s in the bathroom for quite a while then he comes out he has nose plugs in and a condom on his p**** and headphones with noise cancellation on. she said “what the hell you got all that on for?” and he goes there’s “two things I hate. 1.) the sound of a woman screaming, and 2.) the smell of burnt rubber.”
I said my God.
u won't hear that from any 1930s comic
Apr 22, 2025Everyone has wanted to punch him at some point.
- Nort 💫Apr 22, 2025Like a Camillimane
u won't hear that from any 1930s comic
she’s a real battle axe
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
White, as in non-biracial?
pick a caucasian
- Nort 💫Apr 22, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
White, as in non-biracial?
- Nort 💫Apr 22, 2025
white, as in.. completely? are you certain?
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyLike a Camillimane
pick a caucasian
Oh, dear g-d almighty, why do you have to punish me oh-so-severely.
Apr 22, 2025mid af avi era for the thread
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyNort
guy is unreal
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
Oh, dear g-d almighty, why do you have to punish me oh-so-severely.
name a name.
- Nort 💫Apr 22, 2025Like a Camillimane
guy is unreal
unbelievable
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyLike a Camillimane
name a name.
John Doe.
- Nort 💫Apr 22, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
John Doe.
so the generic white man is your choice
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyNort
so the generic white man is your choice
Technically, no such individual exists.
- Apr 22, 2025
I think.
- Apr 22, 2025·3 replies
i think artist would fold instantly for a mid white guy irl
- Apr 22, 2025JACKIE ARTIST
Technically, no such individual exists.
fantano should've been your pick - Apr 22, 2025frenchpress
i think artist would fold instantly for a mid white guy irl
same
- Apr 22, 2025·2 repliesfrenchpress
i think artist would fold instantly for a mid white guy irl
It hasn't happened yet, and it never will.
- Nort 💫Apr 22, 2025frenchpress
i think artist would fold instantly for a mid white guy irl
At the age of 42, he has chosen to continuously suppress his male attraction as his country only breeds white men.
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
It hasn't happened yet, and it never will.
you will die without feeling a big beautiful cock inside your doo doo factory
- Apr 22, 2025Like a Camillimane
you will die without feeling a big beautiful cock inside your doo doo factory
D****
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
It hasn't happened yet, and it never will.
october 28 2027
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyfrenchpress
october 28 2027
Bet.
- Apr 22, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
Bet.
same month THE BATMAN 2 releases
