Do you use TikTok

I guess it makes sense, to be frank, but that concept still feels foreign to me.
Alien, in a way.

Not rlly

I'd never view it as necessary or even desired.

YouTube is literally running ads on TikTok, which is insane

I like my entire family, personally. And it would kill me if my kids grew up and didn’t feel the same way.

I'm sure you're a great father; unfortunately, I did not get to experience it whatsoever.

real as f*** 99.9% of them

Thank you.

Same to you.

Do you have siblings?

One too many.

Older sibling then?

No.
Twin.

We don't look alike, though, nor do we act alike.

Bro just left that out forever

like my mom's mother and my dad's father still being alive is the only last string tying me to them when i inevitably see them twice a year these days otherwise i would've cut them all out by now

They sound cool

Sorry that's mean

He's a conservative who exclusively listens to Linkin Park and Three Days Grace.

Hold on maybe I'm not sorry

You would have cut out your parents? Weren’t you just buying your mom a Tiffany pendant or something

Pardon.