BIG early

1y

not listening to a man that takes 12 hours to have s***

e t

1y

VZ thread departures, ranked:

S tier

Allison - either dead, in jail, a lipstick alley moderator, or became Polish. The level of mystery has never been topped. Missing for years with no trace.

JesusIsLord/Jesus Guy - weeks of an absolute schizo whirlwind, including secret discords filled with banned schizo members and some of the most insane posts of all time, self-doxxing, never to return or be heard from again but leaving a permanent mark.

RocMarci - Same tier as above but somehow started off normal and came back insanely schizo. Pretty sure this thread is responsible for multiple breakdowns.

Tuneout - Came in all nice and cuddly, had Bruises cosign, was a rising star, loved and d***rode by most in here. Then, suddenly he stopped shooting heroin for one week. Fought the entire thread, paragraphs upon paragraphs of insults, slurs. Ranks as the biggest schizo surprise by far. Legendary.

A tier

ruckus - just left and never came back. No fanfare or frills. Now that’s what I call dedication.

F tier

@op (ongoing) - leaves to focus on his gym and diet routine, time #75. Always comes back fatter and hungrier somehow.

@YungPapi (ongoing)- pretending to have a job and a busy love life. Actually logging 23 hrs a day on Dreaming Portuguese right now with 1 hour left for masturbation.

@Uhhhhhh (recently ended) - Celebrated his 25th retirement from the thread by living in every Kendrick, Drake, and Kanye thread for weeks instead.

@nort (ongoing) - “I love my wife” didn’t last very long the second he got a chance to step outside. Used to post 75 times an hour, now those are texts to his gas station bimbo instead. Unreal L.

Like a Camillimane

1y

wait until u include the foreplay

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1y

when is this jerk @Prince leaving?

Like a Camillimane

1y

when is this jerk @Prince leaving?

BIG early

1y

too much creatine buildup

JACKIE ARTIST

1y

On that note, I ought to leave Earth.

e t

1y

You coming to join me?

RARE NDELUXE SPICE

1y

i want alli back

Like a Camillimane

1y

starting your posting day with a "hello darling" from allison

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1y

starting your posting day with a "hello darling" from allison

RARE NDELUXE SPICE

1y

i see what those oldheads in music sxn mean when they say music peaked

Like a Camillimane

1y

facts

BIG early

1y

not listening to a man that takes 12 hours to have s***

e t

1y

Bro so dehydrated he gotta get water from the p**** by osmosis

e t

1y

Bro so dehydrated he gotta get water from the p**** by osmosis

e t

1y

Bro so dehydrated he gotta get water from the p**** by osmosis

BIG early

1y

water from the p**** by osmosis

BIG early

1y

water from the p**** by osmosis