lol i slept from like 1am-8am thinking i beat jetlag then i fell back asleep 12pm-7pm

🙄🙄🙄

i feel like Sleeping Beauty

im drunk n high @ the same time

^

Ooooh.

Time to listen to some slow, psychedelic music maybe.

this me planning my tiktok takeover rn

time to cleanse this app of brainrot

In.

I've never downloaded TikTok, tbh, nor have I ever registered a Snapchat account, for that matter.

W

Champagne on an airplane

real one

2025

and i just got the double meaning of that line.

i know the feeling too well

i drove a $2.7m supercar into a river and fell asleep

Drinking champagne on an airplane

Gay

Wow you’re so cool

I've never felt the need to, tbh.

i wish my ex would just tell me she dont fw me she clearly doesnt

i can definitely handle being sober its just y would i want to