Jul 13, 2025·2 repliesOf course he listens to music 15 hours a day
Just like he takes 2 hours to wipe his ass
Here’s my theory
Artie exists on a different plane of existence from us where time moves much more quickly
So 15 hours to him is like 5 hours to us
And 2 hours is like 20 minutes to us
Jul 13, 2025·2 replies
John Mauveyou're listening to music all day if you listen to the sound around you
oncoming traffic, the birds singing, the wind
word to John Cage
i can drink to that, cheers
wey 🍎Jul 13, 2025·1 replyJohn Mauveyou're listening to music all day if you listen to the sound around you
oncoming traffic, the birds singing, the wind
word to John Cage
I'll drink to that
cheers
- wey 🍎Jul 13, 2025·1 replyLike a Camillimane
i can drink to that, cheers
bro?
Jul 13, 2025WESLEYS THEORYOf course he listens to music 15 hours a day
Just like he takes 2 hours to wipe his ass
Here’s my theory
Artie exists on a different plane of existence from us where time moves much more quickly
So 15 hours to him is like 5 hours to us
And 2 hours is like 20 minutes to us
I listen to music while wiping, taking a bath.
- Jul 13, 2025WESLEYS THEORY
Of course he listens to music 15 hours a day
Just like he takes 2 hours to wipe his ass
Here’s my theory
Artie exists on a different plane of existence from us where time moves much more quickly
So 15 hours to him is like 5 hours to us
And 2 hours is like 20 minutes to us
i forgot about that 2 hour ass wipe session
- wey 🍎Jul 13, 2025
ai
- Jul 13, 2025wey
bro?
LMFAOOOOO
- Jul 13, 2025·2 replies
Also.
It's not--I do not wipe my ass for two hours but one hour and a half.
- Jul 13, 2025Like a Camillimane
i can drink to that, cheers
yes
- Jul 13, 2025·1 replywey
I'll drink to that
cheers
?
- Jul 13, 2025·2 repliesJohn Mauve
?
ai malfunctioned and made a duel post
- wey 🍎Jul 13, 2025Like a Camillimane
ai malfunctioned and made a duel post
- Jul 13, 2025·1 replyJACKIE ARTIST
Also.
It's not--I do not wipe my ass for two hours but one hour and a half.
Bro you said that like the rest of us take an hour and a half to wipe our ass
- Jul 13, 2025·1 replyLike a Camillimane
ai malfunctioned and made a duel post
wouldn't surprise me if everyone itt was AI tbh
- Jul 13, 2025JACKIE ARTIST
Also.
It's not--I do not wipe my ass for two hours but one hour and a half.
like wiping your ass for 90 minutes is any less normal or sane
- Jul 13, 2025·1 replyWESLEYS THEORY
Bro you said that like the rest of us take an hour and a half to wipe our ass
It's got to be clean.
Thoroughly.
- Jul 13, 2025JACKIE ARTIST
It's got to be clean.
Thoroughly.
- Jul 13, 2025·1 reply
Artie should call up Guinness book of world records for having the cleanest anus recorded on record
- Jul 13, 2025·1 reply
@Prince don't you get sick of wasting so much toilet paper
- Jul 13, 2025WESLEYS THEORY
Artie should call up Guinness book of world records for having the cleanest anus recorded on record
I just need to douche it a tad more frequently, but I'm afraid that would end up taking me two hours in total, and you would then be right.
- Jul 13, 2025
Imma dox Artie
- Jul 13, 2025Like a Camillimane
@Prince don't you get sick of wasting so much toilet paper
First of all.
- Jul 13, 2025·1 reply
This is Artie
