That’s crazy I made a “let bruises come home” joke yesterday because I thought you were ignoring us

No pokemon today its a distraction

from what? the sad reality of life?

no, the beautiful reality of life. F***wit!

Pokémon?

I'm tryna poke ya mom

I soak da balm

and then I floats in guam

My polka psalms about your mocha charm

I'm bouta to blow my load just like a holy bomb

this cracker called me a fw

Dk bananza > Mario odyssey easy

whats donkey kong son first name

Went out to eat lunch with friends and inmidetly to gym :mariolaptop:

I feel full

in the gym rn

dont slack

Real fam

Keep that energy

Not slacking but close to sending all this food out

@FlyHiii I'm messing with you friend

Nort has lapped FP as a gymbro itt

Work wife has distracted my boy of his goals

Weak

Bruises i know would never do this

what day is it today for you? its leg day for me

HACK SQUAT

Concert in two hours. x

Back day

Squat them legs and work on that big booty

He's too earnest

It makes me feel bad

I am only mean to you guys because you are sassy and rude to me

Ty bro bro work those sexy lats

leg press the best workout ever cus it feels like you will actually be crushed to death unless you move that weight up

if the exercise you’re doing doesn’t have the potentiality of hospitalizing you, then do something else. this is perhaps the secret sauce.