I think your claim checks out

Ok now a real state

Bro is driving

The west coast >>>>

But if we’re talking strictly east coast, I might go with Maine

hes driving from Maryland to Ohio

The water

Not sure I know anything about Maine

A stone’s throw

Type of cat

All they do is fish and have seafood boil parties on the beach

didnt know nort had bread like that

Florida feels like it should have good seafood but they Fat Americanize everything

its colder up there

I don't like seafood so idk how the seafood is here

Or anywhere

In Florida everything is deep fried

only other state with good seafood is louisiana

I'm not so sure about that

But again I pay no attention to seafood

But I'm still gonna assume you're wrong

Deep fried sea food generally means it’s old frozen fish that they need to get rid of

The seafood in Aruba is amazing

That doesn't track

Florida is surrounded by new fish

I think people recommended bad seafood to you because you're a new Yorker

Floridians don't care for it when people from up north go to Florida

This isn’t 1972. I get my recommendations from pooled online reviews