Can’t be true he didn’t offer him recreational heroin

dont forget your pills tongght everyone

I unfortunately haven't; that's why I've been suffering for five hours.

do you still need to shart?

I think so.

maybe u should go and s*** and you'll feel unplugged

I heard if you hold it long enough it resolidifies

But I've already taken a bath.

It doesn't; been there, done that.

Bro just poo

you can take 2

?

It's 2 a.m.

I live in a condo.

poo is one of the funniest words ever

this post has me crine

“Hold on, I think the walnut brew is working”

Coughing.

As if.
There were no tomorrow.

Oh Camille missed my dating life update

W or L

Genuinely so many mfs cannot drive

L

Even bruises said I was packed up

it's joever