Um..

Bro why the bathroom broken dawg

s*** on the floor

I need to tinkle

Actually now I think about it if I ever go to a live show or something and want the full experience ima just wear an adult diaper

Hey what’s up dorkwad? Cut any jeans into jorts lately? I just got back from my condo on Gayboy Island and everyone said they like your Radiohead playlist. @ryder

The real insult here is in my fantasy I’m a homeowner and he is not

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Thank you. Same to you, man.

Made a joke about growing a 4th leg and no one caught that it implied I already had a 3rd leg aka a huge cock

She remembered me

Oh.

get to steppin

@Camille

She's going live later on!!!

twigsy, my beloved…

I’m not leaving my seat after a 2 hour pregame when Roman Reigns comes out

Oh, I see what you mean.

Hi.

hi papi

good on mute

Top 20 for Tinashe on Spotify… I used to pray for such times… bmassy… I'm just genuinely happy for my girl. 😭❤️