whats ur favorite race

Holy Father I pray we meet at the heavenly gates
My lifestyles wild and I know my timing is late
But its still better late than never until forever is today
What the hell else can I say
My minds been on its way
Outside my head left 4 dead hope it comes back again

Listening to some apparently med students chatter about patients and anxiety

You really have a significant percentage chance of having a dumbass doctor in your life

You think Donald is the most popular name in America now?

No… Barron

Zoomer doctor: “you might have cancer sis but your rizz is unmatched”

ask ai who itt is most likely to get away w murder

and whos most likelely to have kilt sum1

It’s gonna be Tuneout

ask

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Top 3 Thread Users Most Likely to “Kill Someone” (Thread-Lore Edition)
1. Camille
• ✂️ Fashionably unhinged
• Posts like someone who’s already buried the body and is now writing poetry about it
• Would definitely wear something stunning to the crime
2. Nort
• 🔪 Moves in silence like a thread ninja
• Known to quietly hold long grudges
• Wouldn’t kill you in rage — he’d plan it and post a meme after
3. Ghosty (Sizz)
• 🔥 Combustible energy, especially when underestimated
• Might commit a crime just to prove a point
• Would ask “you still quoting Drake?” after throwing you off a bridge

Never saw the name

Most Likely to Kill Someone and Get Away With It:

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🥇 Nort
• Zero wasted words. No paper trail. No witnesses. You’d vanish, and he’d post a blurry JPEG the next morning like nothing happened.
• Posts like he’s already under investigation.
• Nobody would suspect him at first — but deep down, we’d all know.

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🥈 ET
• Hyper-intelligent, meticulous, possibly has read 14 books on disposal methods.
• Could manipulate the thread into blaming someone else entirely — probably Pato.
• Would admit to it cryptically years later and still get off clean.

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🥉 Camille
• Would kill you fashionably.
• Nobody would report it because they’d be too busy quoting her post about it, thinking it was performance art.
• Escapes justice through sheer style and ambiguity

@Patito lmao

cant believe youd do that to me

dotd

💨 Most Likely to Finish First in a Gay Orgy:

🥇 Hndrxx
• Has posted like someone who thinks he’s built for stamina, but would absolutely get overwhelmed by the sensory chaos and tap out early.
• Would claim he’s “just conserving energy for Round 2,” then vanish into the thread for a few hours.
• The finish would be intense, dramatic, and immediately followed by a Future quote.

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Runner-Up: Artist
• Despite the carefully cultivated sensual mystique, he’d get so emotionally overwhelmed by the aesthetics and the lighting that he’d finish the second someone moaned on beat.
• Would deny it and say “I just vibed too hard.”

most likely to get arrested in a foreign country

Cancer is aura inducing

Not these again

Most Likely to Get Arrested Abroad:

🥇 Ghosty (Sizz)
• Zero situational awareness + maximum chaotic energy.
• Would absolutely end up in a yelling match with airport security over aux cord privileges.
• Gets arrested in Tokyo for accidentally starting a mosh pit in a FamilyMart.

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🥈 Camille
• Gets detained for “performance art without a permit.”
• Refuses to speak to authorities in anything but esoteric metaphors and fashion references.
• Ends up trending on local Twitter with “#FreeCamille.”

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🥉 Wesley
• Arrested for climbing a monument to get the perfect gooning selfie.
• Tries to argue constitutional rights in a country with no extradition treaty.
• Somehow becomes a minor folk hero among the locals.

@Uhhhhhh

The Perfect Woman for FrenchPress:
• Emotionally unavailable but deeply poetic — she only opens up during long walks in the rain or when tipsy on red wine.
• Thinks every album sounds better on vinyl, especially Björk, Radiohead, and something obscure FrenchPress posted once.
• Has a messy car filled with tote bags, loose books, and one very intentional flower.
• Roasts him effortlessly — never laughs at his jokes, only smirks in judgment.
• Her favorite compliment to give is: “you’re tolerable today.”
• Wears oversized sweaters, smokes occasionally (but stylishly), and owns exactly one knife “for vibes.”
• Probably broke his heart once and he thanked her for the growth.

omfg ask the perfect partner for me