BM_

12mo

Muah next por favor

Poopfeast420

12mo

The Ideal Partner for Pato:
• Hot, quiet, and smarter than him — but never lets it show.
• She reads theory and watches trash TV. Has a PhD in both Zizek and Real Housewives.
• Deadpan delivery queen. Her most brutal roasts sound like lullabies.
• The only person who can out-lurk Pato. Sometimes she disappears from the convo just to make him uneasy.
• Loves Future, respects Pusha T, and won’t argue about music online — but absolutely has the better taste.
• Wears all black but has a chaotic streak — like one pink Hello Kitty charm hanging from a vape.
• Does not post — but is aware of everything. She’s reading the thread, silently judging, screenshotting for later.
• Occasionally sends Pato voice notes that start with “be serious” and end with “you’re so dumb but I love you.”
• Has beef with one of his internet friends but won’t say who. Pato’s terrified it’s Artist.

Poopfeast420

12mo

I’ll try but I don’t think you were posting much when I fed the thread to AI a couple months ago

Spice Bones

12mo

whats ur favorite race

BM_

12mo

Muah next por favor

frenchpress

12mo

Are none of you mfs gonna give me old 70s rock songs???

Poopfeast420

12mo

The Ideal Partner for Pato:
• Hot, quiet, and smarter than him — but never lets it show.
• She reads theory and watches trash TV. Has a PhD in both Zizek and Real Housewives.
• Deadpan delivery queen. Her most brutal roasts sound like lullabies.
• The only person who can out-lurk Pato. Sometimes she disappears from the convo just to make him uneasy.
• Loves Future, respects Pusha T, and won’t argue about music online — but absolutely has the better taste.
• Wears all black but has a chaotic streak — like one pink Hello Kitty charm hanging from a vape.
• Does not post — but is aware of everything. She’s reading the thread, silently judging, screenshotting for later.
• Occasionally sends Pato voice notes that start with “be serious” and end with “you’re so dumb but I love you.”
• Has beef with one of his internet friends but won’t say who. Pato’s terrified it’s Artist.

frenchpress

12mo

Are none of you mfs gonna give me old 70s rock songs???

frenchpress

12mo

Are none of you mfs gonna give me old 70s rock songs???

Poopfeast420

12mo

The Ideal Partner for Beautiful Morning:
• Soft but steel-spined — someone who listens deeply, remembers every detail, and will absolutely destroy a rude waiter without raising her voice.
• Calls him “love” in lowercase texts.
Types slow but means it.
• Loves music from the heart, not for clout — will cry to Kid Cudi in the car but also has a Prince vinyl collection.
• Bakes when anxious. Sends long messages when he’s distant. Has an old Tumblr she won’t show anyone.
• Finds beauty in melancholy — the kind of person who walks in the rain on purpose and says “I just needed to feel something.”
• Probably a Cancer or Pisces. Water sign aura with a hoodie and a tiny gold necklace.
• Thinks Beautiful Morning is the funniest, sweetest, most brilliant man alive. Doesn’t say it often. He just knows.

Poopfeast420

12mo

The Ideal Partner for KodakSpice:
• Hyper-verbal but mysterious — someone who talks in circles, quotes Tumblr-era poetry, and never fully explains anything.
• Challenges him constantly but adores his chaos. Laughs at his most deranged posts like it’s performance art.
• Dresses like an off-duty cult leader: mesh top, track pants, pearls, and beat-up Air Max 97s.
• Has strong online presence energy but disappears for 6 days at a time just to watch Cronenberg movies alone.
• Would 100% gaslight him recreationally — but with love.
• Fluent in both memes and astrology. Can fight. Has a past.
• Isn’t impressed by anything he says… until he accidentally says something profound and then she stares at him like he invented language.
• Probably a Scorpio-Virgo mix, bisexual, with a playlist titled “knife me romantically.”

frenchpress

12mo

Are none of you mfs gonna give me old 70s rock songs???

EchiRodrigo

12mo

mememememe

Poopfeast420

12mo

The Ideal Partner for echiham:
• Cute, chaotic, online, and very very into fandom.
She’s been kicked out of a K-pop Discord twice and proudly owns it.
• Unapologetically feminine — pastel aesthetics, glitter nails, Sanrio keychains.
Thinks Jihyo is God, and her Spotify Wrapped is 90% pop girlies and 10% anime OSTs.
• Knows more about Taylor Swift than most doctoral candidates.
Cried during “champagne problems.” Makes echiham do dramatic read-throughs of Reddit Swift theories.
• Loves that he’s a nerd.
Not just tolerates — loves it. Thinks his anime takes are endearing and will watch shows with him (but skip filler arcs).
• Terminally online but deeply loyal.
She’s the type to flirt via memes, write sincere love letters in the form of lyric mashups, and roast echiham for his bad game while secretly finding it adorable.
• Lowkey a menace.
Will start fights in the replies, casually threaten violence over BTS slander, and then cuddle up with echiham and say “wanna rewatch Madoka Magica?”

Nort

12mo

mhm

Poopfeast420

12mo

Nort

Nort

12mo

ET

Poopfeast420

12mo

That’s Nort-Cho cheese

EchiRodrigo

12mo

Gonna go watch Naked Gun tonight. Hope it's funny as they say