cook him

not paying taxes and dodging the irs is the real adult thing

Adult things include:

Throwing out the garbage wearing only underwear and slippers

Amongst other things

being proud you assembled the new furniture without looking at the instructions

I have never done this. I need like extra instructions

life was different in the 1600’s man!!

I’m going to try being mean today for a change

Apologies in advance vz family

Literally any time I try to put something together I get mad at how f***ing idiotic the person that made the instructions was

yeah, nope! logging out..

Ill see yall later

being excited at dishes (plates purchases etc)

being impressed by interior design is another adult trait you develop in the 30s

Have you tried not being stupid

and im back in

holyyy whamo!!

People my age starring in movies

And I’m just sitting here with my d*** in my hand

nort manages to fall upward and do so

making plans with people u never see and never texting/calling or following up on the said plans is as adult as it gets

Depends. What if you entered your friends very nice goon den. You would look around in awe even now

Half your hand

comparison is the thief of joy

most people ur age r starving in poverty

Was quite literally about to do this

And this post just stopped me

Thank you

Wow , real

Real

19 years old in the NBA making 8 mill a year and signing 9 figure contracts with every ig thot in their DMs

we're losers man

Bet you haven’t built anything a day in your life