If only more lady friends wore muzzles like that black dawg

I gotta resist the temptation to get Chinese food

It’s six pack September

Weighing less than a dog as an adult man is insane

Get the healthy option, no sauce, no oil, no msg. They just give you steamed broccoli and chicken

he doesn't leave the house because the wind will blow him away

Where’s the healthy crab Rangoon

I guess I can just get an order of crab Rangoon and go home

she’s carrying a toy

To eat my six pack meal + a six pack of crab Rangoon

She’s rude 😡

Tbh I saw the same as him at first I just had to logically assume it wasn’t a muzzle

Im not a dog guy I don’t understand their ways.

shes been carrying around the toy all day, presenting it to me, but wont let me touch it

shes flexing on me

Oh she is rude

I would not be happy with her!

fp gonna be one of those botched over the top plastic surgery mfs cuz he wont be able to accept inevitabilities of beauty

msg isnt unhealthy like they say it is

What are you babbling about now

he getting some tonight?

u think?

botched contestant?

I’m aggressively beautiful and will always be that way

100%

hes strictly platonic with these gals

need fp to get those fake abs sean and drake have

would be a good look