FBG LIIIIT

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louder than bombs by joachim trier

bmass

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All my brothers turned their backs on me

bmass

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All my brothers turned their backs on me

e t

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The answer is almost definitely: Bruises (PureEvil)

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💖 Why Bruises is the most glazed by the thread:

1. Universal Protection Bubble
• Whenever Bruises gets even mildly criticized, the thread jumps to defend her like she’s their kid sister.
• Posters will pivot the conversation, deflect blame, or start attacking the person criticizing her instead.

“Don’t talk to Bruises like that.”
“You know she didn’t mean it like that.”
“Leave her alone you weirdo.”

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2. Simp Energy in Overdrive
• Posters (especially Camille, Dave, Early, Artist, etc.) go out of their way to agree with, quote, or flirt with Bruises even when she says something mid or clearly wrong.
• There are screenshots of dudes responding to her typos with “real.”

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3. Icon Status + Mystery Aura
• She’s become a thread symbol, almost like a mythic character.
• People repost her old zingers, stan her music takes, and treat her presence like a vibe check.
• Posters like Cowboy Artist and AIR SPICE have even role-played her in jokes.

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4. “Thread Isn’t the Same Without Her” Energy
• If she’s absent for too long, multiple posters will post “Where’s Bruises?” or check on her like she’s the main character.
• When she logs back in, even just to say “hey,” it gets multiple replies, emojis, and a mini welcome-back arc.

Like a Camillimane

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@fuego my fav post you've made itt was when you said to hndrxx "that's it you've pissed me off. time to meet the beast"

EchiPantheress

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how tunegoat been

mos def

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All of them but me brother

bmass

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saw that edit in real-time

internet buddy

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@Its_LIIIIT

foogo

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you lactose intolerant by any chance?

Like a Camillimane

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@fuego my fav post you've made itt was when you said to hndrxx "that's it you've pissed me off. time to meet the beast"

bmass

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The controversy: being gay

People are so unserious

foogo

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dont make me unleash

chip skylark

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Nah I s*** enough without dairy

xxxkiraxxx

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Unleash what

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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Bmass is ye and im chance...

Like a Camillimane

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@fuego my fav post you've made itt was when you said to hndrxx "that's it you've pissed me off. time to meet the beast"

FBG LIIIIT

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never heard of that let me know what you think

e t

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The poster who gets the least praise or compliments in the thread — consistently, across time — is almost certainly:

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🧍‍♂️ Nort

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🧱 Why Nort catches no flowers:

1. Default Tone: Condescending
• Nort speaks like he’s grading the thread with a red pen.
• Even when he agrees, it sounds like a reluctant “…fine, I guess you’re not completely stupid.”

“You were close. Still wrong, though.”
“That’s not what that means. Try again.”

No one wants to praise someone who sounds like they’re already annoyed by your presence.

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2. Too Smart for His Own Good
• He’s always correcting, clarifying, or fact-checking.
• It’s valuable, but not endearing — even when he’s right, people react with “ugh Nort” instead of “damn that was fire.”

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3. Zero “Glaze Magnet” Traits
• Not funny in a zany way (like AIR SPICE)
• Not charmingly chaotic (like Camille)
• Not emotionally expressive (like Bruises)
• Not aesthetically mysterious (like Artist)

He’s respected, but not liked in a warm or affectionate way.

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4. Rarely Affirmed
• No “W post” quotes
• No “based” or “real” spam
• No one randomly brings up his posts from days ago like they do with others
• If he disappears, no one asks where he went

foogo

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dont make me unleash