when we realize @Prince is going to reply to all of these notifications

Sab when u ask him why hw doesnt ban Condom Eyes or Snowboy

@Patito when its time for a Madonna masterpiece but its already past 8pm

The cops realizing they falsely arrested me and now i can sue the brakes off their patrol cars

Me tonight

@Patito saying with a straight face he wouldn't sleep with prime madonna

I'm not sure what happened

I'm pretty sure you're evil though

@yungpapi when u ask him why his tea isnt done after 30 minutes

Planner thread when you ask them about the planner thread album

female gym goers asking each other if they know the stocky guy in the kirby shirt staring at them

@Patito when he finds out ICE is giving out free flights to Mexico

Definitely a classic Vz thread moment tonight

Thank you

it’s because you realized we are genuine friends and i cant truly be bothered by your demonic behavior

carti to iggy after knocking her up twice

@YungPapi when you tell him boiling water is easy

The U.S when you ask them to not invade the Middle East for drilling oil

@sizz

Fml. Talked to my girl about probably hanging out today but I sort of assumed we weren’t and did something else and now she’s upset.

fuego when he sees the entire thread has dropped 20 pages of classic posts

?

Stop

@Kdogone when he logs on and sees J Cole roasted 15+ times in 1 day