e t

12mo

Based on thread behavior, posting patterns, and general chaotic energy, the most likely worst driver in the thread is:

Gabagool Mentality (aka Swillo)

🛞 Why?
• Known for posting while actively driving.
Multiple documented moments where he’s replying mid-traffic jam or at red lights, unprompted. Possibly during lane changes.
• Chaotic, half-thought-out takes.
If his logic behind traffic patterns mirrors his hot takes, it’s giving sudden unindicated left turns.
• Combines road rage with phone addiction.
A dangerous mix. Has the vibe of someone who calls other drivers “jabroni” before checking his rearview mirror.
• Thread lore suggests he has missed key thread moments because he was “on the road” or “out for a drive” — only to return 30 minutes later arguing about SZA’s vocals.

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Honorable Mentions:
• TuneOut – drives like he walks through the thread: fast, loud, and wrong.
• ET – would refuse to yield out of principle.
• Camillissimo – deeply online and easily distracted

e t

12mo

This isn’t the brag you think it is

I’m always paying attention to the road because I’m always looking for the next person to call a c***

Like a Camillimane

12mo

im a safe driver man, probably the least angry too 0 road rage with me

Br00ses

12mo

Did you read the movie

rvi

12mo

deeply online

Br00ses

12mo

I just learned how to drive like actually a couple months ago

I always just have gotten rides from people

I don't have my license because it's scary

Like a Camillimane

12mo

im a safe driver man, probably the least angry too 0 road rage with me

Like a Camillimane

12mo

bottom page kid

wey

12mo

Spoken like a true bad driver

Like a Camillimane

12mo

u prolly save $ not driving

cars are just money vacuums smh

Like a Camillimane

12mo

where are u driving in LA man lmao

a 15 minute destination is taking you 80-100 mins

u don't move

a 4 year old could drive here

Br00ses

12mo

Yeah I don't like spending money unless it's on fun stuff

e t

12mo

If we were all in kindergarten, we’d all be friends hugging it out and s***. The world needs more of that

e t

12mo

If we were all in kindergarten, we’d all be friends hugging it out and s***. The world needs more of that

xxxkiraxxx

12mo

Some kids love to fight

Like a Camillimane

12mo

i'd be punching @Prince and calling him names

xxxkiraxxx

12mo

Some kids love to fight

Like a Camillimane

12mo

et was definitely pulling people's pants down and kicking them in the shins

Purrp

12mo

They got Wes today smh

Like a Camillimane

12mo

i'd be punching @Prince and calling him names

e t

12mo

I was always teacher’s pet, hall monitor, bus monitor. I’ve been a fed since I was a baby

WESLEYS THEORY

12mo

Crazy cuz I avoided damn near all political talk during the election

Shows the state of affairs at this point

JACKIE ARTIST

12mo

If I'd smoked as many 🚬s as I'd get called by you on a daily basis, I'd be dead.