Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
WESLEYS THEORYMost recently I woke up from a nap and got up to do some side work. I had eaten a burger for lunch and I started to get a weird feeling in my stomach, but I ignored it to make a delivery. After that delivery, I kept repeating to myself “please make it please make it please make it”. It was a six minute drive to a Chipotle bathroom. I waddled in there feeling like I was about to explode any second. I made it in the Knick of time.
Nah gare wouldve been on you like white on rice if you didn't make it
Br00ses 🐇Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
e tYeah like I generally do a martini with 6 shots of vodka, a splash of pickle juice, and a splash of hot sauce. That’s my go to
6?
Purrp 🌚Sep 25, 2025e tIt’s so weird right
If I go out after work to a bar and have a few beers with ppl I get buzzed
At home, I can drink 2 cups of vodka, literally and barely feel muchDepends on the day for me
- Purrp 🌚Sep 25, 2025
Some days a beer and I’m buzzed
Others I don’t get buzzzed until drink 4 or 5
- e t 👽Sep 25, 2025·1 replyBr00ses
6?
Yeah I mean I don’t chug it or anything but I’ll have two of those on like a Friday night
- Sep 25, 2025e t
Yeah like I generally do a martini with 6 shots of vodka, a splash of pickle juice, and a splash of hot sauce. That’s my go to
Orangutan grindset is screwdriver with 2 shots of 100 proof vodka, drink a beer while that kicks in, about 20-40 mins later I repeat the process and so on
- Br00ses 🐇Sep 25, 2025·2 repliese t
Yeah I mean I don’t chug it or anything but I’ll have two of those on like a Friday night
You will drink 12 shots on a Friday night and it's like an average thing for you?
rvi 🐦⬛Sep 25, 2025OrangutanMe and the homie got the cops called on us for pissing and throwing up in the taco bell parking lot
Warranted tbf
thats your idea of a good time huh
disgusting
KobeToTha 🇩🇴Sep 25, 2025·4 repliesOrangutanyeah I felt that way in the moment but upon further reflection we really were just out there in the open spewing bodily fluids from every end
Once got the cops called on me and my cousins because I dared to put Baja blast in a water cup in Taco Bell lmao.
My one cousin used to work at this very same Taco Bell, and when he saw the workers tell me to dump the soda ( and I did,) he said “nah f*** that Swillo! Fill it up if you want” so I obliged and did so lmao. He then had some choice words for their manager.
We ended up finishing our meal, prepared to go outside and we saw an unmarked cop car with 3 cock diesel bald dudes hop out of it. Niggas looked ready for war with some unruly patrons. They were so disappointed once they learned the situation, and just told us to leave. Which we didn’t care since we already finished eating
Im a yapgod goddamn
- e t 👽Sep 25, 2025Br00ses
You will drink 12 shots on a Friday night and it's like an average thing for you?
That’s what it takes to get me buzzed. To get me blackout, it takes about 16-18 drinks
fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025·1 replyKobeToThaHouse got destroyed like 3 months after and I had diarrhea bro i had to
wait, you s*** in a wendys parking lot too?
- rvi 🐦⬛Sep 25, 2025Orangutan
If I'm a a restaurant two will get me feeling nice
But if I'm at home or out drinking I need at least 4 as a baseline and 8 to 10 to really be feeling it
Hence why I'm partaking in sober october
i was on this like a year or so ago
then decreased it and now like 5-6 is really feeling it and 8+ is when it gets too much to ruin the next day
- Sep 25, 2025Orangutan
Nah gare wouldve been on you like white on rice if you didn't make it
I made it thankfully
Still can’t believe I did. It’s a terrifying feeling as an adult when you know there’s a chance the dam might break.
- e t 👽Sep 25, 2025·4 repliesBr00ses
You will drink 12 shots on a Friday night and it's like an average thing for you?
I’m also 6’4 and 200 lbs. So your 4 beers are my 8
- KobeToTha 🇩🇴Sep 25, 2025·1 replyfuego
wait, you s*** in a wendys parking lot too?
Nah nah
- fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025KobeToTha
Once s***ted in a niggas side yard before
It was an emergencyoh this also crazy wtf
- fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025KobeToTha
Nah nah
oh i thought maybe like you were holding the bag for him or smthn my b
- Br00ses 🐇Sep 25, 2025·1 replye t
I’m also 6’4 and 200 lbs. So your 4 beers are my 8
I normally will just drink 2 beers or 3-4 if I wanna get silly
Sep 25, 2025Br00sesNo way I'm posting with actual alcoholics
dawn 😹Sep 25, 2025e tI’m also 6’4 and 200 lbs. So your 4 beers are my 8
Wtf
- dawn 😹Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
ET is a killer
- fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025·1 reply
ive s*** in the woods a few times
- fuego 🔥Sep 25, 2025e t
I’m also 6’4 and 200 lbs. So your 4 beers are my 8
twin frfr
Sep 25, 2025poppd out brand new body like im cardi in this Mother f***er
- e t 👽Sep 25, 2025
If I drink bud light, I could just never stop drinking and never feel anything