Love playing the game of “is she cute or does she just have thick rimmed glasses and you can’t tell”

Gen Alpha is going to be cooked as hell

Their entire internet experience is pure brain rot, it’s going to be pretty amusing to see them as adults

Except Baby Boomers they kinda consistently suck

iPhone air

Kinda millennials/gen z's fault too though

Just had a bunch of kids and gave them iPads

They didn't have a chance

And young people probably didn't realize they were brainwashing their kids by just entertaining them with devices

My kids don’t have iPads for this reason

generations are fake anyways

Cameron Winter's solo stuff is galaxies ahead of this Geese hogwash

You should just give them skill based toys like fingerboards and yoyos

So that way to have fun they will have to learn the process of being good at something

Then get them into either a craft like drawing or an instrument

everything ever is all fake anyways, except for what you see in the back of your eyelids once you're laid to eternal rest

Real

Realer

Yeah. They still play with real toys. And like draw and read books and stuff. It’s pretty great. And go outside and play. I mean they still watch tv for an hour or two daily but the lack of being online is >>>>>>>>

Give them tech decks and tell them they can't get new toys until they can nollie heel

But unfortunately it’s a ticking time bomb. No matter how hard I try, they will be online by middle school due to peer pressure and the fact that all schoolwork becomes essentially digital

Bruises lore

As a child I was obsessed with tech decks because I watched all the older kids/teenagers around me in my neighborhood skateboard

My mom didn't want me to learn to skateboard as a child because she thought it was a pipeline into me becoming a d*** addicted criminal or i would ride off of roofs and bust my head open like on jackass

When I was a teenager she stopped caring as much about that I guess she changed her mind or gave up

It's partially why one of my major life goals is to learn to kickflip

I just have to get the skateboard first and hope I don't break my legs

@Hndrxx_Free @Camille @Prince

Having to explain to coworkers that I am not getting battered because of the bruises I'm simply trying to learn to kickflip will be fun

Are you taking up skateboarding irl?

I can already ride around on a skateboard (at least 10 years ago I could)

But I can't do a single trick

I think giving up on it is something I regret so I will just buy one now and try to learn

It’s probably much harder to learn to skateboard as an adult. Kids don’t care about dying or getting injured like that.