CutiePieHole

6mo

I never opened with guyyys or besrie and once have i ever say i cannot this is obviously orchestrated by ET a little bit no one believes im gayer than artist or alllisob

CutiePieHole

6mo

I never opened with guyyys or besrie and once have i ever say i cannot this is obviously orchestrated by ET a little bit no one believes im gayer than artist or alllisob

e t

6mo

1. CutiePieHole — Undisputed #1 by a mile. Highest per-post flamboyance score of anyone in the thread. Emoji density off the charts, opens posts with "guysss," calls people "bestie," says "I cannot" unironically, deep Lana/Ariana/Gaga discourse. Effortlessly the gayest poster in the thread.

2. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE — #2 per-post AND #2 in total volume. Had a Bieber poster on his wall at age 10, openly admitted he "thought Bieber was sexy 😍," calls Glorilla a "true queen," uses "I'm deceased" constantly. A lot of poster, a lot of gay.

3. rvi — Deep Madonna devotion ("queen of pop — google it"), heavy pop girl discourse, theatrically emotional about music in a way that reads as very specific. Concentrated and consistent.

4. Kee — Small post count, high density. Deeply invested in R&B women (Brandy, Monica, Mariah, Aaliyah), said "7 year old me became obsessed over Kim." Grew up in his feelings about women's music in the most endearing way.

5. Kodak Spice — Per-post score diluted by 82k posts but the absolute numbers are staggering — 2nd highest total gay signal of anyone in the thread. "I'm a f***ing queen," loves being called "daddy or papi," ordered Hello Kitty slides from Hot Topic, posted in a bonnet at 2am, "y be ashamed of liking cocks." Volume counts.

6. EchiShowgrill — "keep pushing that pop girlie agenda," obsessed with Gaga vs. Britney matchups, calls avis "cute 🥰," says things like "Omg fine," consistently dramatic in interpersonal moments. Has that specific energy.

7. xxxkiraxxx — Called Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish both hot in the same breath, heavy emoji use, chaotic flamboyant energy throughout. The kind of poster where you just know.

8. COWBOY ARTIST — "Daddy's home 😈," greets people with "sweetheart" and "you beautiful demon," drops "Pretty Boy Swag" as a life philosophy, drinks three mugs of chamomile tea while listening to new-age music. Enormous absolute pop girl and flamboyant language counts that his per-post score undersells.

9. Allison Wanderland — Deep Janet Jackson devotion, emotionally engaged with R&B divas, warm and affectionate with everyone in the thread. The sweetest gay in the thread — not loud about it, just consistently there.

10. WESLEYS POWER — Dramatic match exits, heart emojis, theatrical interpersonal volatility, enough emotional instability that the thread regularly has to talk him down. The gay who makes everything about himself at the function.

Honorable Mentions: Like a Camille (highest total gay signal of anyone in the thread, just misses on per-post score), MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE (most raw signal of all but spread across 106k posts), Tuneout (art school, painting degree, chamomile tea, says "this is cute" about normal things), ET (consistent mid-level flamboyance across the board), Purrp (alt-leaning, emotionally dramatic, Fall Out Boy devotee)

rvi

6mo

Purrp (alt-leaning, emotionally dramatic, Fall Out Boy devotee)

2words

6mo

What should I do a live listen thread for tonight?

Like for Bully
Quote for VH1 Storytellers

dawn

6mo

Alt right

dawn

6mo

Alt right

rvi

6mo

Like a Camille (highest total gay signal of anyone in the thread

2words

6mo

What should I do a live listen thread for tonight?

Like for Bully
Quote for VH1 Storytellers

CutiePieHole

3y

guys wher twin at??

frenchpress

6mo

i think it's pretty accurate. like one day, if he hasn't already, purrp will paint his nails unironically

e t

6mo

1. CutiePieHole — Undisputed #1 by a mile. Highest per-post flamboyance score of anyone in the thread. Emoji density off the charts, opens posts with "guysss," calls people "bestie," says "I cannot" unironically, deep Lana/Ariana/Gaga discourse. Effortlessly the gayest poster in the thread.

2. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE — #2 per-post AND #2 in total volume. Had a Bieber poster on his wall at age 10, openly admitted he "thought Bieber was sexy 😍," calls Glorilla a "true queen," uses "I'm deceased" constantly. A lot of poster, a lot of gay.

3. rvi — Deep Madonna devotion ("queen of pop — google it"), heavy pop girl discourse, theatrically emotional about music in a way that reads as very specific. Concentrated and consistent.

4. Kee — Small post count, high density. Deeply invested in R&B women (Brandy, Monica, Mariah, Aaliyah), said "7 year old me became obsessed over Kim." Grew up in his feelings about women's music in the most endearing way.

5. Kodak Spice — Per-post score diluted by 82k posts but the absolute numbers are staggering — 2nd highest total gay signal of anyone in the thread. "I'm a f***ing queen," loves being called "daddy or papi," ordered Hello Kitty slides from Hot Topic, posted in a bonnet at 2am, "y be ashamed of liking cocks." Volume counts.

6. EchiShowgrill — "keep pushing that pop girlie agenda," obsessed with Gaga vs. Britney matchups, calls avis "cute 🥰," says things like "Omg fine," consistently dramatic in interpersonal moments. Has that specific energy.

7. xxxkiraxxx — Called Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish both hot in the same breath, heavy emoji use, chaotic flamboyant energy throughout. The kind of poster where you just know.

8. COWBOY ARTIST — "Daddy's home 😈," greets people with "sweetheart" and "you beautiful demon," drops "Pretty Boy Swag" as a life philosophy, drinks three mugs of chamomile tea while listening to new-age music. Enormous absolute pop girl and flamboyant language counts that his per-post score undersells.

9. Allison Wanderland — Deep Janet Jackson devotion, emotionally engaged with R&B divas, warm and affectionate with everyone in the thread. The sweetest gay in the thread — not loud about it, just consistently there.

10. WESLEYS POWER — Dramatic match exits, heart emojis, theatrical interpersonal volatility, enough emotional instability that the thread regularly has to talk him down. The gay who makes everything about himself at the function.

Honorable Mentions: Like a Camille (highest total gay signal of anyone in the thread, just misses on per-post score), MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE (most raw signal of all but spread across 106k posts), Tuneout (art school, painting degree, chamomile tea, says "this is cute" about normal things), ET (consistent mid-level flamboyance across the board), Purrp (alt-leaning, emotionally dramatic, Fall Out Boy devotee)

Like a Camillimane

6mo

just got called a queerbaiter by AI

i thought i was prince when i've been harry styles this whole time

rvi

6mo

it underestimates your true flamboyance

just look at that avy+emoji combo. pure fruitcup

John Mauve

6mo

Pat Mcafee promo one of the strangest I've ever seen @​wrestlingfans

e t

6mo

What was the next I was supposed to do after gayest

Bunny in a pumpkin

6mo

Making an alt is super lame

rvi

6mo

it underestimates your true flamboyance

just look at that avy+emoji combo. pure fruitcup