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im gonna hold a mistletoe over his head during bad idea right and say this

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Top 10 Posters Most Likely to End Up in Prison for Life

Fresh parse. No recycled quotes. Based on actual confessions, behavioral patterns, and specific evidence from their posts.

1. back 2 black
“Hearing stories about Face from his brother while I was in county was a crazy experience man.” In county. Casually dropped mid-thread about a rapper, moved on immediately like that’s a normal thing to mention. Also asked @saveme “when you were locked up did you eat spreads?” — implying shared experience. Most likely charge: whatever got him in county the first time, escalated.

2. Kodak Spice
“I got into it with the CEO of allkpop. I found out he had a hand in posting revenge p*** of this kpop idol and was trying to bury it. I posted about it on the forum, my friends and I all made our pfps a PUBLIC pic of him and he threatened to sue me.” Organized targeted harassment campaign against a corporate executive. Also: “Revenge is like the sweetest joy — how many accounts?” Most likely charge: cyberstalking, coordinated harassment, possibly defamation.

3. Sizzy
“You should follow them to their car and beat them up.” Someone replied “That’s it?” and she said “I would follow them home and kill them.” No hesitation. Also “Want me to beat him up?” offered twice in the same week to different people. The escalation from “beat up” to “kill them” in one exchange is fast. Most likely charge: premeditated, she told people beforehand.

4. FBG LIIIIT
“I’d like to beat someone up one day. Preferably a cop just to make it more fun.” “Dirty sneakers… wanna fight? I’ll fly to Spain to knock you out b****!” The transatlantic violence offer is genuinely unhinged. Will purchase a plane ticket specifically to fight someone over a shoe comment. Most likely charge: assault, possibly international.

5. Bruises
“He has brain damage my dad gave to him when they were kids. He beat him up real good one time.” About her brother. Said completely matter-of-factly in the middle of a thread. The nonchalance around extreme family violence as backstory context is a specific energy. Also: “I used to steal dry erase board erasers/markers — I was very well behaved but sometimes I would do things that went undetected.” Started small. Most likely charge: something she’s been quietly planning for years.

6. fuego
“No I stole most of it from my local Microcentre already.” About computer parts. Just said it. Also did time attack street racing — “I did time attack, so was mostly shops/individuals modifying normal street cars.” The casual theft confession plus the racing background is a specific combination. Most likely charge: grand theft auto (literally).

7. frenchpress
“Just destroyed a guy in a road rage competition.” And he won. “They only charged me for a single chicken bowl even though I got double — this is why I go to Chipotle every other day.” Systematically defrauding Chipotle. Also “Got charged 7 times too” said in a completely different context. Lots of getting charged. Most likely charge: escalated road rage incident, or federal Chipotle fraud charges.

8. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE
“Used to trap out the Hilton.” Mentioned twice. “OP was moving stones on his kidneys.” Said about himself. “Real s*** 2023 ain’t been the same since Thug got locked up” — with the energy of someone who understands that specific grief personally. Most likely charge: whatever was happening at the Hilton, which we will never fully know.

9. bmass
“In high school I stole so many Chick-fil-A pickup orders from the rack.” Established pattern. “I stole it from the FATD thread.” “I stole that from a tweet.” “No u had them on the shelf by ur bed — I stole them oh crap.” It escalates. The Chick-fil-A phase was just the beginning. Most likely charge: serial petty theft, hasn’t stopped since high school, will eventually get caught at a crucial moment.

10. Allison Wanderland
“El just got arrested the other day for weapons and d****.” Knows this immediately, knows the details, reports it to the thread casually. Also: “@saveme when you were locked up did you eat spreads?” — comfortable enough with incarceration discourse that she asks it as small talk. Knows too many people who’ve been locked up for it to be coincidental. Most likely charge: conspiracy, she’s always nearby but never directly implicated.

Nort

6mo

yet to hear a single morgan wallen song

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6mo

Top 10 Posters Most Likely to End Up in Prison for Life

Fresh parse. No recycled quotes. Based on actual confessions, behavioral patterns, and specific evidence from their posts.

1. back 2 black
“Hearing stories about Face from his brother while I was in county was a crazy experience man.” In county. Casually dropped mid-thread about a rapper, moved on immediately like that’s a normal thing to mention. Also asked @saveme “when you were locked up did you eat spreads?” — implying shared experience. Most likely charge: whatever got him in county the first time, escalated.

2. Kodak Spice
“I got into it with the CEO of allkpop. I found out he had a hand in posting revenge p*** of this kpop idol and was trying to bury it. I posted about it on the forum, my friends and I all made our pfps a PUBLIC pic of him and he threatened to sue me.” Organized targeted harassment campaign against a corporate executive. Also: “Revenge is like the sweetest joy — how many accounts?” Most likely charge: cyberstalking, coordinated harassment, possibly defamation.

3. Sizzy
“You should follow them to their car and beat them up.” Someone replied “That’s it?” and she said “I would follow them home and kill them.” No hesitation. Also “Want me to beat him up?” offered twice in the same week to different people. The escalation from “beat up” to “kill them” in one exchange is fast. Most likely charge: premeditated, she told people beforehand.

4. FBG LIIIIT
“I’d like to beat someone up one day. Preferably a cop just to make it more fun.” “Dirty sneakers… wanna fight? I’ll fly to Spain to knock you out b****!” The transatlantic violence offer is genuinely unhinged. Will purchase a plane ticket specifically to fight someone over a shoe comment. Most likely charge: assault, possibly international.

5. Bruises
“He has brain damage my dad gave to him when they were kids. He beat him up real good one time.” About her brother. Said completely matter-of-factly in the middle of a thread. The nonchalance around extreme family violence as backstory context is a specific energy. Also: “I used to steal dry erase board erasers/markers — I was very well behaved but sometimes I would do things that went undetected.” Started small. Most likely charge: something she’s been quietly planning for years.

6. fuego
“No I stole most of it from my local Microcentre already.” About computer parts. Just said it. Also did time attack street racing — “I did time attack, so was mostly shops/individuals modifying normal street cars.” The casual theft confession plus the racing background is a specific combination. Most likely charge: grand theft auto (literally).

7. frenchpress
“Just destroyed a guy in a road rage competition.” And he won. “They only charged me for a single chicken bowl even though I got double — this is why I go to Chipotle every other day.” Systematically defrauding Chipotle. Also “Got charged 7 times too” said in a completely different context. Lots of getting charged. Most likely charge: escalated road rage incident, or federal Chipotle fraud charges.

8. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE
“Used to trap out the Hilton.” Mentioned twice. “OP was moving stones on his kidneys.” Said about himself. “Real s*** 2023 ain’t been the same since Thug got locked up” — with the energy of someone who understands that specific grief personally. Most likely charge: whatever was happening at the Hilton, which we will never fully know.

9. bmass
“In high school I stole so many Chick-fil-A pickup orders from the rack.” Established pattern. “I stole it from the FATD thread.” “I stole that from a tweet.” “No u had them on the shelf by ur bed — I stole them oh crap.” It escalates. The Chick-fil-A phase was just the beginning. Most likely charge: serial petty theft, hasn’t stopped since high school, will eventually get caught at a crucial moment.

10. Allison Wanderland
“El just got arrested the other day for weapons and d****.” Knows this immediately, knows the details, reports it to the thread casually. Also: “@saveme when you were locked up did you eat spreads?” — comfortable enough with incarceration discourse that she asks it as small talk. Knows too many people who’ve been locked up for it to be coincidental. Most likely charge: conspiracy, she’s always nearby but never directly implicated.

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6mo

“I got into it with the CEO of allkpop. I found out he had a hand in posting revenge p*** of this kpop idol and was trying to bury it. I posted about it on the forum, my friends and I all made our pfps a PUBLIC pic of him and he threatened to sue me.”

what @KodakSpice

TAIWAN SPICE

6mo

im sure u have lol

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6mo

Is she showing feet

Nort

6mo

yet to hear a single morgan wallen song

rvi

6mo

best fusion of pop and country ever

rvi

6mo

best fusion of pop and country ever

Nort

6mo

@Echiham Taylor erasure?

Tuneout

6mo

i love neil young and willie nelson

e t

6mo

Top 10 Posters Most Likely to End Up in Prison for Life

Fresh parse. No recycled quotes. Based on actual confessions, behavioral patterns, and specific evidence from their posts.

1. back 2 black
“Hearing stories about Face from his brother while I was in county was a crazy experience man.” In county. Casually dropped mid-thread about a rapper, moved on immediately like that’s a normal thing to mention. Also asked @saveme “when you were locked up did you eat spreads?” — implying shared experience. Most likely charge: whatever got him in county the first time, escalated.

2. Kodak Spice
“I got into it with the CEO of allkpop. I found out he had a hand in posting revenge p*** of this kpop idol and was trying to bury it. I posted about it on the forum, my friends and I all made our pfps a PUBLIC pic of him and he threatened to sue me.” Organized targeted harassment campaign against a corporate executive. Also: “Revenge is like the sweetest joy — how many accounts?” Most likely charge: cyberstalking, coordinated harassment, possibly defamation.

3. Sizzy
“You should follow them to their car and beat them up.” Someone replied “That’s it?” and she said “I would follow them home and kill them.” No hesitation. Also “Want me to beat him up?” offered twice in the same week to different people. The escalation from “beat up” to “kill them” in one exchange is fast. Most likely charge: premeditated, she told people beforehand.

4. FBG LIIIIT
“I’d like to beat someone up one day. Preferably a cop just to make it more fun.” “Dirty sneakers… wanna fight? I’ll fly to Spain to knock you out b****!” The transatlantic violence offer is genuinely unhinged. Will purchase a plane ticket specifically to fight someone over a shoe comment. Most likely charge: assault, possibly international.

5. Bruises
“He has brain damage my dad gave to him when they were kids. He beat him up real good one time.” About her brother. Said completely matter-of-factly in the middle of a thread. The nonchalance around extreme family violence as backstory context is a specific energy. Also: “I used to steal dry erase board erasers/markers — I was very well behaved but sometimes I would do things that went undetected.” Started small. Most likely charge: something she’s been quietly planning for years.

6. fuego
“No I stole most of it from my local Microcentre already.” About computer parts. Just said it. Also did time attack street racing — “I did time attack, so was mostly shops/individuals modifying normal street cars.” The casual theft confession plus the racing background is a specific combination. Most likely charge: grand theft auto (literally).

7. frenchpress
“Just destroyed a guy in a road rage competition.” And he won. “They only charged me for a single chicken bowl even though I got double — this is why I go to Chipotle every other day.” Systematically defrauding Chipotle. Also “Got charged 7 times too” said in a completely different context. Lots of getting charged. Most likely charge: escalated road rage incident, or federal Chipotle fraud charges.

8. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE
“Used to trap out the Hilton.” Mentioned twice. “OP was moving stones on his kidneys.” Said about himself. “Real s*** 2023 ain’t been the same since Thug got locked up” — with the energy of someone who understands that specific grief personally. Most likely charge: whatever was happening at the Hilton, which we will never fully know.

9. bmass
“In high school I stole so many Chick-fil-A pickup orders from the rack.” Established pattern. “I stole it from the FATD thread.” “I stole that from a tweet.” “No u had them on the shelf by ur bed — I stole them oh crap.” It escalates. The Chick-fil-A phase was just the beginning. Most likely charge: serial petty theft, hasn’t stopped since high school, will eventually get caught at a crucial moment.

10. Allison Wanderland
“El just got arrested the other day for weapons and d****.” Knows this immediately, knows the details, reports it to the thread casually. Also: “@saveme when you were locked up did you eat spreads?” — comfortable enough with incarceration discourse that she asks it as small talk. Knows too many people who’ve been locked up for it to be coincidental. Most likely charge: conspiracy, she’s always nearby but never directly implicated.

Nort

6mo

dolly

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6mo

me when i've never listened to speak now

@wey

Nort

6mo

i drive the Nissan Cube

Tuneout

6mo

i havent listened to her much!

wey

6mo

Cooked his ass

@nort noticed too

frenchpress

6mo

i dont believe this either. you probably have...a camry.

wey

6mo

She kinda glowing in this one @Hndrxx_Free @YungPapi

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he thinks because s***girl was the worst album of last year that speak now isn't incredible