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  • Apr 11
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    @KodakSpice dude i remember i matched with this chinese girl off hinge and i only swiped her because she had white pedi on her nails and when she got a bit tipsy on the date i told her and she thought it was the funniest s*** ever

    smashed of course

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    Top 10 Funniest Posters

    Composite of 4 metrics: laugh reactions received in replies, punchline lift (short posts getting disproportionate responses), being quoted and laughed at, and humor language in own posts generating replies. All normalized and equally weighted. Fresh quotes only.


    1. Allison Wanderland
    Highest M1 and M3 scores — the thread laughs at her posts AND quotes them back laughing more than anyone else. “Me: ‘So who do you listen to?’ Them: ‘Everything’ Me:” — no punchline, just the ellipsis doing all the work. “For the greater good, beloved.” Said about something completely unhinged happening in the thread. “I was afraid of being the next victim on That Chapter. Good lord, Mikey!” Her humor is warm and lands precisely because it never feels mean.

    2. Nort
    Raw laugh volume: 3,333 — highest in the thread. “He wouldn’t move out my spot so I just said f*** it and laid a pillow on him, I’m sleeping here regardless.” “Uh no!! My fridge fell over! I better clean up this mess before the wife gets home! #millennialproblems #derp.” “Damn they’re nicer to me here :(” posted after visiting another thread. The complete randomness of what he decides to share is the whole joke.

    3. back 2 black
    Consistent laugh rate across a massive post volume. “Lemme guess pac beating this huh.” One sentence, zero context, 3 replies every time. “I don’t think there’s a single Mariah song that can beat this and this isn’t even her best song” — absolute conviction about something completely debatable, delivered flat. The humor is in the certainty.

    4. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
    “Goodnight thread. Bout to maybe watch Punch Drunk Love @saveme.” The “maybe” is doing everything. “QUICK PSA: if you’re easily offended, got itchy fingers to report, or just a lil b**** like Camille — might be time to put your phone down and touch grass.” The mid-PSA specific callout. Posts with unearned confidence that somehow always lands.

    5. Mmm Hmm
    “Be prepared for The Nerd Landslide.” Pre-match prophecy, 4 replies, no elaboration given. “Just letting u n***as know y’all are f***ed.” Posted as OP with the same energy. His humor is almost entirely about thread power dynamics delivered as stone-cold fact.

    6. Like a Camille
    Highest single-post reply count in the dataset — 16 replies on one post. “Vibe running up like 40 pages while saying he needs a few more minutes was the funniest s***.” “The wife: ‘I just saw a man assault a McDonald’s worker for f***ing up his order’ — Nort in iMessage: ‘’” Posted with no comment, no punchline, just Nort’s blank iMessage response. “Drake when metro boomin tells him he needs time to grieve his mother” — 10 replies. Her humor is ruthless and precisely targeted, always about a specific person doing a specific thing she has catalogued perfectly.

    7. Sizzy
    “I wanna sell crack out of this.” No context. 4 replies. “She was calling him C***Miller lite.” “Dave ignored my post — I have no friends.” The self-pity as comedy format is her signature and she runs it perfectly. “KTT try not to be weird about female artists challenge” — thread diagnosis in one sentence.

    8. COWBOY ARTIST
    “Plus tea with rice.” Posted in response to something completely unrelated, 6 replies. “Joystick in real life??????” Six question marks. His humor is the formal register applied to chaotic situations — very polished sentences about completely unhinged things. “Echi acts so gay that he’s got to be 100% straight.” Clinical observation, devastating timing.

    9. ET
    “Bro lying he don’t even have ears.” “Crazy how Teal is respecting pronouns now….growth.” “I still type @saveme every time before I erase and put goldteef — it’s an illness.” The last one works because it’s genuinely true and she knows it. Fast, observational, always specific to the exact thing happening in the thread at that moment.

    10. Bruises
    “This is like the end of Donkey Kong Country where the credits play then they just get back up — but it just keeps happening.” 11 replies, said about Wesley’s retirement cycles. “Kodak when CutiePieHole posts literally anything.” No description needed. “Wait today was awesome — ‘Today this girl I work with smiled at me for longer than 4 seconds and I had a Chipotle bowl with double chicken after only paying for single chicken.’” Quoting someone else’s life highlight reel delivered as a complete tragedy. “Nort has done shrooms and acid in a polyamorous hippy colony but has never had a beer ok.” Character summary, one sentence.

    ASS!

  • Nort 💫
    Apr 11

    “Uh no!! My fridge fell over! I better clean up this mess before the wife gets home! #millennialproblems #derp.“ bro f*** off lmfao

  • Apr 11
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    bruises number 10

    this s*** is BOGUS man

  • rvi 🐝
    Apr 11
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    Purrp

    Been internet famous for a decade

    bad as a mf

  • Nort 💫
    Apr 11
    Like a Camillimane

    bruises number 10

    this s*** is BOGUS man

  • TAIWAN SPICE 🇹🇼
    Apr 11
    e t

    I feel like maybe during the first 20k pages, everyone lmao’ed st the unfunny stuff she said im not too sure but I agree

    when u tryna smash so u laugh at all her jokes

  • What does the fox say

  • TAIWAN SPICE 🇹🇼
    Apr 11
    Like a Camillimane

    @KodakSpice dude i remember i matched with this chinese girl off hinge and i only swiped her because she had white pedi on her nails and when she got a bit tipsy on the date i told her and she thought it was the funniest s*** ever

    smashed of course

    ive gotten ppl married, p****, but my ace ahh

  • e t 🎃
    Apr 11
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    1 reply
    Like a Camillimane

    bruises number 10

    this s*** is BOGUS man

    None of the stuff it quotes as funny are funny.

    Idk AI can’t like evaluate what’s funny yet I guess

  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
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    Top 10 Funniest Posters

    Composite of 4 metrics: laugh reactions received in replies, punchline lift (short posts getting disproportionate responses), being quoted and laughed at, and humor language in own posts generating replies. All normalized and equally weighted. Fresh quotes only.


    1. Allison Wanderland
    Highest M1 and M3 scores — the thread laughs at her posts AND quotes them back laughing more than anyone else. “Me: ‘So who do you listen to?’ Them: ‘Everything’ Me:” — no punchline, just the ellipsis doing all the work. “For the greater good, beloved.” Said about something completely unhinged happening in the thread. “I was afraid of being the next victim on That Chapter. Good lord, Mikey!” Her humor is warm and lands precisely because it never feels mean.

    2. Nort
    Raw laugh volume: 3,333 — highest in the thread. “He wouldn’t move out my spot so I just said f*** it and laid a pillow on him, I’m sleeping here regardless.” “Uh no!! My fridge fell over! I better clean up this mess before the wife gets home! #millennialproblems #derp.” “Damn they’re nicer to me here :(” posted after visiting another thread. The complete randomness of what he decides to share is the whole joke.

    3. back 2 black
    Consistent laugh rate across a massive post volume. “Lemme guess pac beating this huh.” One sentence, zero context, 3 replies every time. “I don’t think there’s a single Mariah song that can beat this and this isn’t even her best song” — absolute conviction about something completely debatable, delivered flat. The humor is in the certainty.

    4. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
    “Goodnight thread. Bout to maybe watch Punch Drunk Love @saveme.” The “maybe” is doing everything. “QUICK PSA: if you’re easily offended, got itchy fingers to report, or just a lil b**** like Camille — might be time to put your phone down and touch grass.” The mid-PSA specific callout. Posts with unearned confidence that somehow always lands.

    5. Mmm Hmm
    “Be prepared for The Nerd Landslide.” Pre-match prophecy, 4 replies, no elaboration given. “Just letting u n***as know y’all are f***ed.” Posted as OP with the same energy. His humor is almost entirely about thread power dynamics delivered as stone-cold fact.

    6. Like a Camille
    Highest single-post reply count in the dataset — 16 replies on one post. “Vibe running up like 40 pages while saying he needs a few more minutes was the funniest s***.” “The wife: ‘I just saw a man assault a McDonald’s worker for f***ing up his order’ — Nort in iMessage: ‘’” Posted with no comment, no punchline, just Nort’s blank iMessage response. “Drake when metro boomin tells him he needs time to grieve his mother” — 10 replies. Her humor is ruthless and precisely targeted, always about a specific person doing a specific thing she has catalogued perfectly.

    7. Sizzy
    “I wanna sell crack out of this.” No context. 4 replies. “She was calling him C***Miller lite.” “Dave ignored my post — I have no friends.” The self-pity as comedy format is her signature and she runs it perfectly. “KTT try not to be weird about female artists challenge” — thread diagnosis in one sentence.

    8. COWBOY ARTIST
    “Plus tea with rice.” Posted in response to something completely unrelated, 6 replies. “Joystick in real life??????” Six question marks. His humor is the formal register applied to chaotic situations — very polished sentences about completely unhinged things. “Echi acts so gay that he’s got to be 100% straight.” Clinical observation, devastating timing.

    9. ET
    “Bro lying he don’t even have ears.” “Crazy how Teal is respecting pronouns now….growth.” “I still type @saveme every time before I erase and put goldteef — it’s an illness.” The last one works because it’s genuinely true and she knows it. Fast, observational, always specific to the exact thing happening in the thread at that moment.

    10. Bruises
    “This is like the end of Donkey Kong Country where the credits play then they just get back up — but it just keeps happening.” 11 replies, said about Wesley’s retirement cycles. “Kodak when CutiePieHole posts literally anything.” No description needed. “Wait today was awesome — ‘Today this girl I work with smiled at me for longer than 4 seconds and I had a Chipotle bowl with double chicken after only paying for single chicken.’” Quoting someone else’s life highlight reel delivered as a complete tragedy. “Nort has done shrooms and acid in a polyamorous hippy colony but has never had a beer ok.” Character summary, one sentence.

    All u do is joke and u r not here @Hndrxx_Free

  • Purrp 🌚
    Apr 11
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    1 reply
    rvi

    bad as a mf

    Perhaps my next avi …

  • wey 🍎
    Apr 11
    e t

    Top 10 Funniest Posters

    Composite of 4 metrics: laugh reactions received in replies, punchline lift (short posts getting disproportionate responses), being quoted and laughed at, and humor language in own posts generating replies. All normalized and equally weighted. Fresh quotes only.


    1. Allison Wanderland
    Highest M1 and M3 scores — the thread laughs at her posts AND quotes them back laughing more than anyone else. “Me: ‘So who do you listen to?’ Them: ‘Everything’ Me:” — no punchline, just the ellipsis doing all the work. “For the greater good, beloved.” Said about something completely unhinged happening in the thread. “I was afraid of being the next victim on That Chapter. Good lord, Mikey!” Her humor is warm and lands precisely because it never feels mean.

    2. Nort
    Raw laugh volume: 3,333 — highest in the thread. “He wouldn’t move out my spot so I just said f*** it and laid a pillow on him, I’m sleeping here regardless.” “Uh no!! My fridge fell over! I better clean up this mess before the wife gets home! #millennialproblems #derp.” “Damn they’re nicer to me here :(” posted after visiting another thread. The complete randomness of what he decides to share is the whole joke.

    3. back 2 black
    Consistent laugh rate across a massive post volume. “Lemme guess pac beating this huh.” One sentence, zero context, 3 replies every time. “I don’t think there’s a single Mariah song that can beat this and this isn’t even her best song” — absolute conviction about something completely debatable, delivered flat. The humor is in the certainty.

    4. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
    “Goodnight thread. Bout to maybe watch Punch Drunk Love @saveme.” The “maybe” is doing everything. “QUICK PSA: if you’re easily offended, got itchy fingers to report, or just a lil b**** like Camille — might be time to put your phone down and touch grass.” The mid-PSA specific callout. Posts with unearned confidence that somehow always lands.

    5. Mmm Hmm
    “Be prepared for The Nerd Landslide.” Pre-match prophecy, 4 replies, no elaboration given. “Just letting u n***as know y’all are f***ed.” Posted as OP with the same energy. His humor is almost entirely about thread power dynamics delivered as stone-cold fact.

    6. Like a Camille
    Highest single-post reply count in the dataset — 16 replies on one post. “Vibe running up like 40 pages while saying he needs a few more minutes was the funniest s***.” “The wife: ‘I just saw a man assault a McDonald’s worker for f***ing up his order’ — Nort in iMessage: ‘’” Posted with no comment, no punchline, just Nort’s blank iMessage response. “Drake when metro boomin tells him he needs time to grieve his mother” — 10 replies. Her humor is ruthless and precisely targeted, always about a specific person doing a specific thing she has catalogued perfectly.

    7. Sizzy
    “I wanna sell crack out of this.” No context. 4 replies. “She was calling him C***Miller lite.” “Dave ignored my post — I have no friends.” The self-pity as comedy format is her signature and she runs it perfectly. “KTT try not to be weird about female artists challenge” — thread diagnosis in one sentence.

    8. COWBOY ARTIST
    “Plus tea with rice.” Posted in response to something completely unrelated, 6 replies. “Joystick in real life??????” Six question marks. His humor is the formal register applied to chaotic situations — very polished sentences about completely unhinged things. “Echi acts so gay that he’s got to be 100% straight.” Clinical observation, devastating timing.

    9. ET
    “Bro lying he don’t even have ears.” “Crazy how Teal is respecting pronouns now….growth.” “I still type @saveme every time before I erase and put goldteef — it’s an illness.” The last one works because it’s genuinely true and she knows it. Fast, observational, always specific to the exact thing happening in the thread at that moment.

    10. Bruises
    “This is like the end of Donkey Kong Country where the credits play then they just get back up — but it just keeps happening.” 11 replies, said about Wesley’s retirement cycles. “Kodak when CutiePieHole posts literally anything.” No description needed. “Wait today was awesome — ‘Today this girl I work with smiled at me for longer than 4 seconds and I had a Chipotle bowl with double chicken after only paying for single chicken.’” Quoting someone else’s life highlight reel delivered as a complete tragedy. “Nort has done shrooms and acid in a polyamorous hippy colony but has never had a beer ok.” Character summary, one sentence.

    Really terrible list

  • TAIWAN SPICE 🇹🇼
    Apr 11
    e t

    None of the stuff it quotes as funny are funny.

    Idk AI can’t like evaluate what’s funny yet I guess

    if vz had a civil war wut would it b about

  • rvi 🐝
    Apr 11
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    1 reply
    Purrp

    Perhaps my next avi …

    i might be acting up

  • wey 🍎
    Apr 11
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    1 reply

    Bruises should be higher

    Camille should be higher

    Et should be higher

  • Apr 11
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    CutiePieHole

    Im a scat mann

    good post

  • wey 🍎
    Apr 11
    Like a Camillimane

    bruises number 10

    this s*** is BOGUS man

  • Apr 11
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    listening to clb

  • Nort 💫
    Apr 11
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    frenchpress

    good post

    ?

    he’s talking about nasty poop

  • TAIWAN SPICE 🇹🇼
    Apr 11

    bruises funny

  • e t 🎃
    Apr 11
    wey

    Bruises should be higher

    Camille should be higher

    Et should be higher

    List is ass cause none of the stuff it quoted is at all funny.

  • wey 🍎
    Apr 11
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    1 reply
    Like a Camillimane

    listening to clb

    If the wikifeet doesn’t get updated the album will flop for me

  • rvi 🐝
    Apr 11
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    3 replies

    who drinking

  • TAIWAN SPICE 🇹🇼
    Apr 11
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    1 reply
    rvi

    who drinking

    im smoking rn

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