few understand

f*** me djde

Pistachio

literally
all u gotta do is be like whoops auto correct. unless u want me to be one.
make a joke or something

No fat f***

peanuts always good

bodyshamer

did u start talking again?

so this is the vz night shift?

Pistachio

Cmere

those also excellent

Bends u over
Puts it in

@RVI are u still drinking

Yeah kind of like the oh wow it’s been a long time, we should link again , small talk. And then eventual silence.

Will never see him again.

usually its bruises camille sometimes me and lately orangutan.

purrp usually if he isn't grumpy at thread too

i be on the highly unpopular morning shift

The Thread’s Biggest Hypocrite

Scored on: moralizing rate, times called out by others, times calling others hypocrites, documented self-contradiction patterns, and retirement cycles.

#1: WESLEYS POWER

The data is definitive. 80 times called out for hypocrisy, 99 times calling others hypocrites, 18 self-admissions, and a retirement cycle so well-documented that the thread has a running commentary on it in real time.

The retirement posts alone tell the whole story:

• “I have an announcement to make — I am retiring from VZ planner thread and am going to commit to TNGHT full time. Goodbye everyone. Peace.” (7 replies, page 38632)
• “I think this is gonna be my last post for awhile. Bye guys. I’m gonna miss you.” (6 replies, page 28086)
• “Alright im out imma talk to yall later.” (page 3288)

Another poster responding to one of these: “Last time you decided to leave you were back 2-3 hours later on an alt.” Wesley’s own response to a similar situation later: “f*** you I’m done! — proceeds to log back in and post the next afternoon — def guilty of this.”

He said that. About himself. And then continued doing it.

But the retirements are just the most visible layer. The deeper hypocrisy is that Wesley is the thread’s most vocal music standards enforcer — constantly telling others what good taste looks like, what counts as legitimate, what crosses lines — while being the person who CLB “has been growing on me lately” and “still dislike the tracks I always have but as a body of work I’m starting to appreciate it more” appeared in the same post. He openly revised positions he’d moralised at others for holding without acknowledging the revision. “I don’t stan anyone — yes Kendrick is one of my favorites but I don’t think of myself as a stan” posted at page 994, followed by thousands of pages of behavior the thread would describe as stanning.

The self-awareness is there — he admitted the retirement cycle, he admitted the CLB shift — which makes it simultaneously better and worse. He knows. He continues.

#2: Like a Camille

105 times called out, 117 times calling others hypocrites, and a specific pattern so consistent it feels intentional: policing other people’s stan behavior while being one of the most committed stans in the thread.

On other people’s stanning:

• “Lana stans all have serious baggage — usually some type of trauma or strained relationship with family members. They’re toxic as f*** and super clingy.”
• “Frank stans’ weird obsession with his brother’s death and paying tribute cracks me up — man doesn’t give a f***.”
• “It’s not crazy, the majority of the album is unlistenable unless you’re in a parasocial relationship with Taylor.”

On Kanye, her own artist:

• “Prince. Kanye West. Drake. Em — only the best of the best.”
• “Kanye’s love of using real strings and acoustic instruments is why his music sounds so much better live than 99% of rappers.”
• “I love this thread man” — said while discussing Kanye on a Tuesday evening in a VZ thread.

Camille also uses “i’m coming home (again) like a 70s rock band that keeps announcing farewell tours” about her own exits — she’s self-aware enough to make the joke but not enough to stop doing it. 105 callouts is the second highest in the dataset.

#3: Nort

149 times called out, 197 times calling others hypocrites — the highest raw call-out count on both sides. Camille: “Fantano said it isn’t cool so Nort switched up.” This is the pattern. Nort takes strong positions on artists, then adjusts when the discourse shifts, then takes equally strong positions in the new direction without acknowledging the pivot.

He’s also the thread’s most frequent moralizer about music taste (379 moralizing posts — highest in the dataset) while simultaneously being accused of being a “fake music fan” in his own file’s late pages. The thread arrived at this conclusion collectively and he absorbed it without really defending himself, which is either growth or the most hypocritical response possible depending on how you look at it.

#4: Bro0o0ses

106 called out, 160 calls others, 31 self-admissions — most self-admitted hypocrisy of anyone. “I just block people — I don’t actually report” said immediately after a conversation about reporting. The 31 self-admissions suggest she knows she’s contradicting herself and does it anyway, which is arguably a more honest form of hypocrisy than the others on this list who don’t acknowledge it.

Honorable Mention: ET

91 called out, 15 self-admissions. Back 2 black caught her specifically: “You said that about Bladee and Yachty too” — and ET’s response was “nah bro im gonna pretend that never happened.” That’s not hypocrisy, that’s something more evolved. She’s the only one who’s turned self-contradiction into a legitimate rhetorical move.

yes true
im forgetting maybe 1 or 2 other people who are here sometimes too.
but u guys are the core

u do but ur good mornings are cute

Night owl hours

sometimes the thread has a spark of activity for an hour in the morning

just getting started bro its 9:30