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  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
    Orangutan

    Sitcom ass scenario

    Lmaoo it was ya

    If we got married coudla be in a movie or something

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11

    I’m farting in this field like crazy with my AirPod sound cancelling on hope I don’t wake anyone up

  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
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    Orangutan

    Pizza guy calls me saying he's having trouble finding my unit and asks me to come outside

    I twist my ankle at the top of a straight flight of stairs and fall all the way down with the pizza dude sitting and laughing from his car parked at the bottom

    Total unadulterated humiliation

    Did you tip

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
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    Br00ses

    Did you tip

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    Br00ses

    Did you tip

    Well I ordered online so yes I tipped when I ordered

  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
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    Orangutan

    Well I ordered online so yes I tipped when I ordered

    You tipped at the top of the stairs too

  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
    Tuneout

    Got him hahhahahaha

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
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    Br00ses

    You tipped at the top of the stairs too

    Bruised

  • Apr 11
    Br00ses

    You tipped at the top of the stairs too

    F***

  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
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    Tuneout

    Bruised

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
    Br00ses
    !https://youtu.be/u4bq5xEtVfs?si=50hyCEo4OYi2s1GZ

    ill listen tomorrow

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11

    after an hour and a half walk popping in and warming up by the fire place then going out again for sunrise

  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
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    I gotta make the coffee in an hour

    The coffee must be made

    The morning people need coffee

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
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    Br00ses

    I gotta make the coffee in an hour

    The coffee must be made

    The morning people need coffee

    if morning people dont get coffee they may lose their minds unfortunaetly

  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
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    Tuneout

    if morning people dont get coffee they may lose their minds unfortunaetly

    Yes they all want the gas station coffee

    It's not very good but they all buy it

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    Scenario: Would it be morally reprehensible to become intimate with a roughly human sized Pac-Man, equipped with all the necessary appendages and receptacles?

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
    Br00ses

    Yes they all want the gas station coffee

    It's not very good but they all buy it

    if it got caffeine in it and youre tired its very good.
    i been there

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
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    Orangutan

    Scenario: Would it be morally reprehensible to become intimate with a roughly human sized Pac-Man, equipped with all the necessary appendages and receptacles?

    idk but mrs pac-man is smoking

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    Tuneout

    idk but mrs pac-man is smoking

    But on a moral level

    Is that like a grey area or

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  • Br00ses 🐇
    Apr 11
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    Orangutan

    But on a moral level

    Is that like a grey area or

    Don't spend your time being afraid of the dark

    Spend it following gods footsteps and you will be guided towards the light

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
    Orangutan

    But on a moral level

    Is that like a grey area or

    im too high to think about this

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
    Br00ses

    Don't spend your time being afraid of the dark

    Spend it following gods footsteps and you will be guided towards the light

    this the right answer

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Apr 11
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    time to venture back outside

  • Sleep isnt coming

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