Stay tuned

@Tuneout

Althoff

shes a real person?

@wey

They hate to see the system actually figured out
They want you caught up in distraction, fear and doubt
Id rather focus on the love that’s been around
Take all the stress to ups and ship it out

Could be Ai I suppose. She is certainly evil

That verse is absent on the physical version of BULLY

Just another reason he is the goat

LMFAO THEY FINALLY BROUGHT BLACK SOCKS IN THE F***ING GAME

A YEAR LATER

@KodakSpice @aeiou @fuego @wey

Lioned and Purrp still haven't heard the album

The Most Influential Poster in the Thread

The Answer: ET

The data points everywhere at once but keeps landing back at the same person. Not because of post volume or popularity — because the thread’s behavior organizes itself around her in a way it doesn’t around anyone else.

The hard evidence:

She has the most unique interactors per post of anyone in the dataset. 41 unique people reply to her — the highest breadth of reach. Most posters have deep relationships with a small cluster. ET has relationships with essentially everyone, which means her opinions and energy travel further.

The thread granted her structural power she didn’t formally hold. “ET paid S to get Vibe banned. Turns out I’m more powerful than I thought.” Even if that’s a joke, the thread believed it enough to make it a recurring bit. “I’m the only mod that doesn’t get report notifications” — she said this casually. The mods treated her differently. That’s influence.

She is the reference point. When someone leaves the thread, ET ranks them. When something chaotic happens, people check if ET has weighed in. Her absences are noticed immediately. Her returns change the energy. That’s main character gravity, which is influence in its purest form.

The WeHateET account — someone made a dedicated anti-ET account, which is the highest possible compliment. Nobody makes a hate account for someone who doesn’t matter.

But there’s a second answer: Tuneout

“Tuneoutification” is a real concept in this thread. Multiple posters use it independently — Wesley, Mmm Hmm, bmass, Tuneout himself — as a named phenomenon describing when someone absorbs Tuneout’s posting style or energy. That’s linguistic influence, which is rarer and more durable than social influence.

Mmm Hmm: “tuneification.” Wesley: “Tuneoutification.” bmass: “kodak influence tbh — we chat on discord together occasionally, he rubs off on him.” Nort: “I know I’m the most influential — that cat dance gif was just confirmation.” Tuneout got there first though. The named “-ification” is the tell.

The Self-Proclaimed Bracket

Four posters have explicitly claimed most influential at some point:

• Nort: “i know i’m the most influential — that cat dance gif was just confirmation” (pg 40984)
• frenchpress: “I know I’m the most influential” (pg 22442, in response to someone asking about his MBA)
• Kodak Spice: “im the most influential” (pg 66435, no context)
• BIG live laugh luv: “TIME SAID IM THE MOST INFLUENTIAL” (pg 35184, all caps)

The fact that four different people have independently claimed this title is itself evidence of ET’s influence — she never claimed it, which is exactly what the most influential person would do.

Bro0o0ses’ verdict, page 10034, unprompted, to nobody in particular:

“i think bruises is the most influential poster on this website.”

Thread’s response: no reply. Absorbed as a known fact.

she's performing with sabrina at coachella this week

@KodakSpice

did you tell AI that you're a woman

@wey

Ai accurately notices how little testosterone is present itt. It knows I’m a guy at least

ai is so dumb lmao

it took us quoting kanye lyrics and assumed we were influential

@wey

It calls everyone in here women for some reason. I never gave it my own input. Just the thread data. Otherwise it f***s with what it does

lots of beautiful drag queens itt

Ask a question

Beautiful big tittied posters with p****es don’t just fall out the sky you know

nah just you

@wey

it calls me a girl too