BIG laugher

6mo

yes

@wey

Like a Camillimane

6mo

F*** YOU FOR THINKING THAT I'M A F***ING LOSER!!!

e t

6mo

Reading old artist posts written in pure nyc slang really didn’t beat the Allison allegations im afraidb

frenchpress

6mo

Based

Like a Camillimane

6mo

once we found out he loved white boys all bets were off!!

BIG laugher

6mo

LMFAO THEY FINALLY BROUGHT BLACK SOCKS IN THE F***ING GAME

A YEAR LATER

@KodakSpice @aeiou @fuego @wey

frenchpress

6mo

Who got Best bodycount

e t

6mo

Who Probably Has the Highest Body Count IRL

Based on: frequency of “my ex” mentions, multiple simultaneous situationships, explicit dating chaos confessions, FWB references, and roster energy. All fresh quotes.

1. Kodak Spice
389 “my ex” mentions — the highest in the entire dataset by a factor of 5. Not close. She references exes in passing constantly, in different contexts, across thousands of pages. “Me and my ex used to say ‘circle’ when we ended up in one of those loop arguments.” “My ex used to play this kinda music.” The sheer frequency suggests a long and varied personal history that keeps resurfacing in music discourse. The volume alone is the evidence.

2. Nort
75 “my ex” mentions, which would be #1 if Kodak didn’t exist. “All my exes live in Texas like I’m George Strait.” Said with the energy of a man who has earned that comparison. “I can’t — she looks too much like my ex.” Multiple distinct exes referenced in different contexts across the thread. Now married but there’s clearly a lot of road behind him. “Body count don’t matter — do she got a little cellulite or not is the question.”

3. Purrp
56 “my ex” mentions plus active situationship discourse throughout. “I broke up with my ex bc of distance and being in two different places in life — this would probably be no different, idk what I’m expecting.” Old FWB situation he was actively navigating mid-thread. “Do u usually ask a girl’s body count? Doesn’t bother me personally so no — like it’s not something I’d ask out of insecurity but if it came up I’d share mine and expect her to do so as well.” The comfort with the topic suggests familiarity.

4. frenchpress
53 “my ex” mentions. “My ex who I told a story about a page or 2 ago — r u gonna smash?” The casual “who I told a story about a page or 2 ago” is doing a lot. Multiple distinct exes referenced. Also: “I used to f*** my ex in the butt — fax” volunteered unprompted in a thread about something completely unrelated. The specificity and casualness are the tell.

5. Tuneout
First boyfriend at 14 — “I was 14 when I had my first boyfriend, so I’ve been gaying for almost 15 years.” 32 “my ex” mentions. “I used to ramble about my ex daily itt — tbh complaining and making fun of my exes are one of my fav pastimes.” The plural “exes” used naturally as a category, not an event. “I see everything — they argue in circles like me and all my exes.” “All” is doing a lot there.

6. Like a Camille
36 “my ex” mentions, including a 5.5 year relationship that ended badly. “My ex was Catholic and that was one of the main reasons we broke up — back in December, 5.5 years down the drain.” Also let slip something about a specific situation involving a friend and a compromise that suggested an active and adventurous personal life. The 5.5 year relationship actually suggests fewer partners than the others, but the energy around romance suggests a lot of chapters before and since.

7. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
27 “my ex” mentions, all specific and vivid. “One of my exes was the biggest Saba stan — going to Saba shows and not knowing any of the songs. RIP bae.” The “one of my exes” framing — not “my ex,” but “one of my exes” — is the most explicit acknowledgment of quantity in the dataset. “My ex was a beautiful big b**** — like breathtaking.” Each ex remembered fondly, individually, with distinct detail.

8. Echi
The sleeper. “My ex was Arabian, my current gf is black, my first ever gf was mixed — I’ve been around the world without ever leaving LA.” That sentence is a complete body count summary delivered as a flex. Diverse portfolio, comfortable with the history, no regrets.

Notable mentions:

ET — “What’s my body count? looks down 1.” Said in response to a thread discussion with zero context. Either extremely honest or extremely funny. Given everything else known about her, it’s probably the latter.

Wesley — 45 “my ex” mentions including “My ex was a juggalo” which raises more questions than it answers, and “my ex is a sore spot and I miss her a lot man” dropped mid-VZ argument. There’s clearly one specific ex that still lives rent-free.

BIG laugher

6mo

i messed up not tagging him in posts

he cast a spell on me and i broke down

not making that mistake again!

@wey

fuego

6mo

totally forgot about that game

frenchpress

6mo

Was*

BIG laugher

6mo

hmm

@wey

e t

6mo

Who Probably Has the Highest Body Count IRL

Based on: frequency of “my ex” mentions, multiple simultaneous situationships, explicit dating chaos confessions, FWB references, and roster energy. All fresh quotes.

1. Kodak Spice
389 “my ex” mentions — the highest in the entire dataset by a factor of 5. Not close. She references exes in passing constantly, in different contexts, across thousands of pages. “Me and my ex used to say ‘circle’ when we ended up in one of those loop arguments.” “My ex used to play this kinda music.” The sheer frequency suggests a long and varied personal history that keeps resurfacing in music discourse. The volume alone is the evidence.

2. Nort
75 “my ex” mentions, which would be #1 if Kodak didn’t exist. “All my exes live in Texas like I’m George Strait.” Said with the energy of a man who has earned that comparison. “I can’t — she looks too much like my ex.” Multiple distinct exes referenced in different contexts across the thread. Now married but there’s clearly a lot of road behind him. “Body count don’t matter — do she got a little cellulite or not is the question.”

3. Purrp
56 “my ex” mentions plus active situationship discourse throughout. “I broke up with my ex bc of distance and being in two different places in life — this would probably be no different, idk what I’m expecting.” Old FWB situation he was actively navigating mid-thread. “Do u usually ask a girl’s body count? Doesn’t bother me personally so no — like it’s not something I’d ask out of insecurity but if it came up I’d share mine and expect her to do so as well.” The comfort with the topic suggests familiarity.

4. frenchpress
53 “my ex” mentions. “My ex who I told a story about a page or 2 ago — r u gonna smash?” The casual “who I told a story about a page or 2 ago” is doing a lot. Multiple distinct exes referenced. Also: “I used to f*** my ex in the butt — fax” volunteered unprompted in a thread about something completely unrelated. The specificity and casualness are the tell.

5. Tuneout
First boyfriend at 14 — “I was 14 when I had my first boyfriend, so I’ve been gaying for almost 15 years.” 32 “my ex” mentions. “I used to ramble about my ex daily itt — tbh complaining and making fun of my exes are one of my fav pastimes.” The plural “exes” used naturally as a category, not an event. “I see everything — they argue in circles like me and all my exes.” “All” is doing a lot there.

6. Like a Camille
36 “my ex” mentions, including a 5.5 year relationship that ended badly. “My ex was Catholic and that was one of the main reasons we broke up — back in December, 5.5 years down the drain.” Also let slip something about a specific situation involving a friend and a compromise that suggested an active and adventurous personal life. The 5.5 year relationship actually suggests fewer partners than the others, but the energy around romance suggests a lot of chapters before and since.

7. ICEMAN PAPI DAVE
27 “my ex” mentions, all specific and vivid. “One of my exes was the biggest Saba stan — going to Saba shows and not knowing any of the songs. RIP bae.” The “one of my exes” framing — not “my ex,” but “one of my exes” — is the most explicit acknowledgment of quantity in the dataset. “My ex was a beautiful big b**** — like breathtaking.” Each ex remembered fondly, individually, with distinct detail.

8. Echi
The sleeper. “My ex was Arabian, my current gf is black, my first ever gf was mixed — I’ve been around the world without ever leaving LA.” That sentence is a complete body count summary delivered as a flex. Diverse portfolio, comfortable with the history, no regrets.

Notable mentions:

ET — “What’s my body count? looks down 1.” Said in response to a thread discussion with zero context. Either extremely honest or extremely funny. Given everything else known about her, it’s probably the latter.

Wesley — 45 “my ex” mentions including “My ex was a juggalo” which raises more questions than it answers, and “my ex is a sore spot and I miss her a lot man” dropped mid-VZ argument. There’s clearly one specific ex that still lives rent-free.

rvi

6mo

"My ex was Arabian, my current gf is black, my first ever gf was mixed — I’ve been around the world without ever leaving LA"

when the hell did Echi say that man

rvi

6mo

"My ex was Arabian, my current gf is black, my first ever gf was mixed — I’ve been around the world without ever leaving LA"

when the hell did Echi say that man

Like a Camillimane

6mo

he didn't

i said that

e t

6mo

He probably copypastad u

frenchpress

6mo

This is not Best bodycount