classic dog

U guys got outplayed

Lilly is literally 3-0

4-0 actually.

when she was a kitten, we had raw steak marinating and left to go to the grocery store so we wrapped the plate in tin foil so the dog wouldnt get at it.

get home, tin foil ripped open and tiny bite marks in the steak. and a lot of bit marks she ate a big chunk.

initially punished the dog until we realized the bit marks were too small and also our dog never ate raw steak lmaooo

she literally framed him

also what cat eats raw steak thats insane

Hungry

if lilly and sue were friend she would be a bad influence

Hunger

I'm not sure if sue likes other cats

In the shelter she was far away from the other ones but also like maybe she just was sleepy

She doesn't seem lonely or bored or anything so I've never gotten another

When I went to the shelter it was actually to meet another cat that was not sue

But he was not very friendly

Maybe he was tired but he was being a total grump

I would be afraid Sue would try to fight her

But lilly is probably more experienced with combat she sounds more wild

Sue would get hurt

oh lilly hates hates other cats

this si true lilly is experienced in combat. however she lost her last fight so badly we had to take her to the vet and ban her from going outdoors becasue the nieghbors cow cat bit her tail so deep it was almost to the bone and got infected and cost us 400 bucks.

so after that lose i think lilly learned a lesson and would be even better at fighting.

lilly is a tiny cat however. if sue is big she might jsut be able to bodyslam her

lilly is wild shes a literal barn cat i took out of my friends barn and brought her home

pls dont post my tweets I tried having this convo anonymously

Sue is like 10 pounds

turkey stare down

hmm thats a medium-small cat. not body slam range i think lilly is like 8 or 9.
sue isnt like a 15 pounder or something

unlike cow cat that thing was a f***ing sumo wrestler

She is fearless though she tried to fight my other brother's dog once

The dog is like 60 pounds

this goes a super long way.
lilly is all talk but afraid on the inside