It might b a bed rot day

feeling really nortie right now

i got money to make cracker

dont nort in bed all day

im gonna come on you

Only a chronic liar would question an honest man like this

well then call me again and dont put the cash outside the door this time

this is healthy and not bad at all

tbh i was asking out of curiosity not to be sassy lol

then why are you norting on a ladder?

No sir it’s not

this is my job dammit

tbh i heard that was healthy and not bad at all so

Do u wanna be in me and Tuneouts comic club

i norted all over the place i had to clean it up

personally i belive it just because its so specific, he brought it up so candidly in conversation, it wasn’t in a standup bit. he might’ve embellished doing it twice in one night but i think he did it once at least lol

are you a black cat?

I hope this isnt racist, but americans arent really creative like the japanese. Thats why i prefer japanese books and stories

maybe ur just a weeb

weeb alert hahaha nerd

she gimme neck like giraffe

The japanese are just very philosophical more than any american . It makes for good story

i like to think of myself more as a sexy panther

Not sure why you'd need a ladder to play with computers

They have a computer up there?