i imagine bruises as princess rosalina

May I answer? It's quite gay

of course its open to eveyrone!

Shadow Mario from Super Mario Sunshine

is it egotistical if i answer mario? i used to be a diver i can jump and flip and stuff

oh yeah this si a f***ing cool answer

shadow mario and metal mario so f***ing cool

i wish i was a pianta too actually

Good question

Personally I would like to be Rosalina or a thwomp

called it
a thwomp is great thats a great answer

bro i f*** with that species heavy

me too. theyre so awesome.
their legal system is whack though

Yeah they got some issues in their society but they look dope as hell

beautiful island too

true! and in their defense they let mario go when they caught the real culprit

I’d love to live on delfina island man.
those fruits look so yummy

Rosalina is a more realistic answer

But imagine how simple and satisfying it is to be a thwomp

nothing to worry about. you just live to stomp and then fall asleep in the air. they do seem grouchy about it though

why the f*** would you go to that island?

You're just sitting there

And people know what it is

If you go over there you know what's gonna happen

And they'll try and you'll squish them and you'll get right back to it

It's all there is for you

its their fault, everyone knows what your purpose is. its like kissing an alligator

They can't even blame you

You're a thwomp

exaclty!!
and as long as nobody comes by you with a star power up youre safe. which is rare in mario world, its dangerous

My boss always gets moody about me being on my phone too much at work

But then if I miss a call he's mad about that too

You need to pick one sir

He's like "how could you possibly miss my call it's all you do almost" and I'm like listen here it was 4am why were you awake what did you need to tell me that was urgent at 4 am

bro is bored

I refused to save him as a contact at first and I just kept telling him I don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize and I know it got his blood boiling