when i wipe my butt, i think my gape is too wide and i end up wiping like slightly inside my butt and then its like wiping a marker and never ends.
so annoying

What if I shot you

depends where and with what

Like with a gun

a big one?

it’d be ok just dont hurt my arms and hands or paralyze me. maybe in the foot would be a fun experience

Yeah like a shotgun

Oh ok ty

with bird or buck shot?
I dont mind being peppered.
but if its like ball bearings i think i woudl explode

youre welcome :)

Idk guns I was bluffing

i dont either i only know a bit about hunting guns

i had a lot of nerf guns growing up did you

Id stab you instead

i had the coolest super soakers

oh ya just do it in my foot that’d be fine

you ever seen that video of MJ celebrating his first christmas and he ends up unboxing like 20 super soakers

I did not

no

well, they’re good.

it’s awesome dude he’s like 35 going “YEAH ANOTHER ONE”

I like guns

lmaoooo

i like puns

Do you think that's why you ended up becoming such a violent adult ?