my life will never be as good as lilly’s

U will be in da bowl

i cannot wait to soak in my bowl

do you ever see sue lick her chops and think its the cutest thing ever?

I've never seen her do this

She is very careful and eats very neatly

She nibbles

oh my god lilly is a piggy.
she crunches so loud, flicks food everywhere, refuses to eat the crunched bits that fall out of her mouth in the bottom of the bowl.
then after she eats she licks her lips constantly for like 5 minutes.
and she has a huge tongue and tiny head so it looks ridiculous.

shes kinda like your mutant florida lizards

she also meows while she eats and spills food out of her mouth all over the floor

She is wild

I believe she grew up in a fancy house with an old lady it's my best guess

you get it

you dont :/

Lilly would make fun of Sue

Sue grew up like that?

Yes Sue I meant

oh yeah unfortunately lilly would bully sue

bruh thinks im stupid 💀💀💀

oh yeah for sure. that tracks. Sue is prim and proper

She still does cat stuff but she gets very upset if u notice it she's very easily embarrassed

i didnt SAY that

no, you typed it

maybe she wants to become a human?
and there is some secret message shes trying to tell you to help her turn back into one?
would you do it and lose sue as a cat, or help her evolve like a pokemon?

Didnt even do that. I am a nice Nort this morning.

someone whos insistent that theyre nice r usually the meanest

I think if she would be happier as a human I would have to help

But I don't imagine this is the case she really does enjoy certain cat things

Like jingly balls

nice guy nort