How did u see this tuneout

I’m gonna assume this is generally true tbh

it def isnt for volume

a stretch doesn’t convert girth

i got my ice agents watching

definitely not but length tho? i feel like that could be true

hmm
if you yanked hard enough

i bet when et was doing this study he was yanking like they were some udders

#cocktalk

nah cuz its so outlandish and silly like ur so misguided

in no world is my stretched softie gonna be as long as my full on long dong schlong john silvers. et is a retard and u cant spell retard without et

like i can run some comparisons

et has no idea what hes talking about

hes only seen hard p****es

strip poker victim

hes literally a p**** doctor

ok? has he seen every p****? how many p****es has he measured? has he compared the soft lengths and hard lengths of each patient? was each boner at full maximum potentiation?

again, non-scientific, he has no clue. hes a blabbermotormouth nincompoop

there is not an adult p**** in New York City that ET hasn’t personally measured, weighed and tasted. thats his job.

was each boner at full maximum potentiation?

thats what he refuses to acknowledge

half chubs could prolly go up against a stretchie softie tho

is a stretched half chub longer than a full-on long dong schlong silver?