she wouldnt even blink no matter hot the nugs were

i want candy but there is none and im too tired to go the store.

i found and ate a twix bar but im not a bar person at all.

i want the hard stuff. jolly ranchers or blow pops

Tbh the like super crazy ghost Carolina reaper extreme challenge hot sauce stuff isn't for me

I don't like Sriracha is my hot take of the morning

It's extra good because it's also a pun

what i like about those, I usually have a bottle of it on hand, is having friends or family over and eating a single wing coated in it and just watching everybody die for an hour

This is called sadism

love the pun and i think i remember you mentioning this take before.

i do love my siracha ngl i rarely use ketchup. siracha is my everything.

what do u use instead of siracha?

hmmmm it could be

the two things that turn me into a sadist are hot sauces and mario kart

I nearly always use Valentina tbh

Mario kart is my favorite game but it also makes me irrationally angry

The only game that makes me angrier is Mario party which I can't even really enjoy because of its stupid bull crap

Mario kart makes you mad for brief moments

Mario party is a consistent cause of misery

It's a bad time disguised by a fun cast of familiar friends

It's pure torture

In Mario kart I become so evil I throw my shells behind me at the end of the race even if I’m in first, just to f*** somebody up whose in second or third and send them back to like 18th

I do that too

My evil twin wow

The Artie stuff you and camel were posting had me dying this morning holy s***

He is the strangest person I have ever interacted with

It makes no sense that he's a real human being

You know what he might also be for me

He is certaintly up there. What camel said about how you have to tease the crazy s*** out of him, because he doesn’t realize how insane stuff is, so he doesn’t feel like it’s good to share

Good stuff
Insanely funny

Him saying he wished his mom f***ed a black guy in London, so he could be mixed

It's not something a normal person would ever think of and even if they thought of it they wouldn't say it

exactly

I have genuinely never had this thought.

It's very weird that I felt so nauseous earlier

It was for like 15 minutes then it completely went away

That’s great it went away!

It was like full on sweating intense nausea

But I did not puke

Everybody in vz seems sick lately. Something contagious must be going around the thread