@AllisonXO
You f***ing had to be drunk to f*** me?
Second base? What the f*** you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping, It's gotta count for something
Listen girly, surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted
Early 'cause i ejaculated prematurely and bust all over your belly,
And you almost started hurling and said I was gross,
Go get a towel, you're stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I'm embarrassing me,
I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare say it isn't true.

I understand, love.
My fandom doesn't get in the way of me appreciating a hard diss track.
I have the same exact tat that's on Nick's back
I just miss Ems voice from 1999-2011 man
Yo bmass
You say you’re mothers a crackhead and Kim is a known s***
What’s that gonna make Hayley when she grows up

you think he screamed out
"im gawnna facking cummmm" as he did it?
I understand, love.
My fandom doesn't get in the way of me appreciating a hard diss track.
I have the same exact tat that's on Nick's back
That’s wild
I just miss Ems voice from 1999-2011 man
Em's voice sounds crystal clear in the warning
I can barely understand anything he's blaberring about now but it's because he's stacking so many words on top of each other
Em's voice sounds crystal clear in the warning
I can barely understand anything he's blaberring about now but it's because he's stacking so many words on top of each other
Yep.
you think he screamed out
"im gawnna facking cummmm" as he did it?
I think they had some jealousy issues over some gerbils
Eminem needs to do black tar heroin to awaken that inner wolf
Eminem needs to do black tar heroin to awaken that inner wolf
Facts
He needs to call Bizarre for the hook up
Get that man back on d****
Eminem needs to do black tar heroin to awaken that inner wolf
Said it before and I’ll say it again, he needs to develop a serious heroin habit before recording any more music.
This would be the best possible career move for him.
He would produce a deranged, dark, d***ged out experimental album that would be praised. He’d give grizzly accounts of life and the situations he gets into while being a fiend, and hustling pills on the side to fuel his addiction as people begin to distance themselves from him. Soon it would come out about his addiction and the media would be buzzing. Scandal after scandal would arise and he’d be the most talked about person in the world as he continues down this dark path of addiction and insanity. Then, he would get arrested for possession and do a stint in jail, adding credibility to the hard image he’s been trying to adopt for sometime. The #FreeMarshall movement would be like nothing we’ve ever seen before and it would spark an international conversation about how we treat addicts (rehabilitative vs punitive punishment.
Em would get out, get clean, and become the face of the opiate epidemic sweeping North America, opening him up to even wider audiences and platforms. His first album after release would sell a million first week and be praised, as Eminem explores a whole new realm of lyrical content reflecting on his past degenerate behavior and becomes a symbol of hope for millions dealing with addiction. This would be great for his image, solidify him as one of the greatest rappers ever, and create worldwide change that benefits millions for years to come.
The best possible thing Eminem could do for his career is to start doing as much dog food as possible, as soon as possible.