You gotta dine in tho, no takeout

real s*** they gon see me every day on my lunch break, I work like 5 mins from an Olive Garden

Oh that sucks

you can get one i belive in u

Because then it becomes a thing

They go "oh there goes bruises for her fettuccine"

I wouldn't care for that

When employees start to recognize me somewhere I stop going

I used to work at that Olive Garden years back.........

When they see me walk in with The Pass, they'll never laugh at my flabby body again.

like walking into willy wonka with the golden ticket after turning into blueberry girl

When I worked there we had tons of regulars

Dementia guy, always came in every single morning and tipped like $50

Cheese guy, always made the waitstaff grind two full blocks of cheese on his meal, no exaggeration

There were more but that's what I remember

Cold

Chills full body chills

hope u have an alarm set

its like 1 pm thursday for me ill be aight

ill set a reminder though

I'm gonna eat 3 work lunchs a week there If I get it

No shame in my game.

Those are like 16 dollar plates, plus salad and breadsticks

16 x 3 = 48, which means I basically break even in two weeks and can drag my nuts on them for the next 11

huge W holy

this is @KodakSpice levels of finesse

what time do u work ur like a real night owl…

I can go in whenever as long as I get my projects done and I do my 40ish hours

Try to be in by eleven to noon usually

You couldn't handle a shift with the creepy night people

I think I could get along with them

Can I get woke for a minute in this f***ed up inconsiderate world?

No they would eat you

Maybe

But maybe not

No they would

You can't be certain

Why are you bickering with me

Shouldn't you be asleep

But no you're tormenting me

Dude youre saying homeless people are gonna eat me

Sorry you want to hide from what's going on in the world around you but