when i answer this i go to the archives, historical ropes, back when i was a youngn
loose top 5 no order
lexi belle mia malkova kimmy granger april oneil janice griffith
I only know 3 of these something isn't right
bro did the willhelm scream
artist couldve saved him…
I saw that and she was still alive after that long jump
damn i thought she died crazy thing
I saw that and she was still alive after that long jump
she survived??
I only know 3 of these something isn't right
freestyling reminiscing to my middle school era
artist doesn't care about the fine people of brazil
damn i thought she died crazy thing
She did die
she survived??
no but she was still alive on impact for a bit or atleast thats what i read
She did die
oh :(
no but she was still alive on impact for a bit or atleast thats what i read
oh L
ew
oh L
L death L L L L
imagine you're enjoying brazil and some dudes throw you off a cliff terrible way to go
At my second job the old white guy who had been working there for 20 years told me "if it's a black customer make sure you bag their stuff even if they don't ask so that way I'll know they didn't steal it" and he laughed and waited for me to laugh and then I didn't laugh and after that he didn't like me
Last year me and my buddy dropped acid, and we were probably like 7 hours deep into the trip when we really really wanted a vape (both of us had quit vaping and switched to pouches by that point)
One of his other friends was there and said he would drive us to a vape store, and we pulled up right around midnight
We wanted him to go grab the vapes for us because we were still super high and didn’t want to have to deal with the cashier but he said he wanted us to do it, probably for his own amusement
So we go in there, and the only employee is this old guy with his eyes facing in opposite directions
Me and dude were already struggling not to laugh, so I try to distract us by striking up a convo about what flavor we should get
The cashier butts in and says “You know them Marshalleeeeeeese? They always come in here in their sundresses and flip flops and get the WATER-MEL-ON flavor. When we bombed their island it turned em all mutant so they ain’t right…..”
And me and dude just looked at each other like this
and I spurted out “yeah we’ll do the watermelon” paid and got the hell out of dodge
in orlando someone died on a bungie ride like that in the 2020s
yeah im not tryna ever do anything too fun
Last year me and my buddy dropped acid, and we were probably like 7 hours deep into the trip when we really really wanted a vape (both of us had quit vaping and switched to pouches by that point)
One of his other friends was there and said he would drive us to a vape store, and we pulled up right around midnight
We wanted him to go grab the vapes for us because we were still super high and didn’t want to have to deal with the cashier but he said he wanted us to do it, probably for his own amusement
So we go in there, and the only employee is this old guy with his eyes facing in opposite directions
Me and dude were already struggling not to laugh, so I try to distract us by striking up a convo about what flavor we should get
The cashier butts in and says “You know them Marshalleeeeeeese? They always come in here in their sundresses and flip flops and get the WATER-MEL-ON flavor. When we bombed their island it turned em all mutant so they ain’t right…..”
And me and dude just looked at each other like this
and I spurted out “yeah we’ll do the watermelon” paid and got the hell out of dodge
Last year me and my buddy dropped acid, and we were probably like 7 hours deep into the trip when we really really wanted a vape (both of us had quit vaping and switched to pouches by that point)
One of his other friends was there and said he would drive us to a vape store, and we pulled up right around midnight
We wanted him to go grab the vapes for us because we were still super high and didn’t want to have to deal with the cashier but he said he wanted us to do it, probably for his own amusement
So we go in there, and the only employee is this old guy with his eyes facing in opposite directions
Me and dude were already struggling not to laugh, so I try to distract us by striking up a convo about what flavor we should get
The cashier butts in and says “You know them Marshalleeeeeeese? They always come in here in their sundresses and flip flops and get the WATER-MEL-ON flavor. When we bombed their island it turned em all mutant so they ain’t right…..”
And me and dude just looked at each other like this
and I spurted out “yeah we’ll do the watermelon” paid and got the hell out of dodge
schizo ass post
i would never bungee jump
in orlando someone died on a bungie ride like that in the 2020s
the vid was on facebook
i remember watching it
i know too much about safety/compliance/risk management to know if something has a ton of signs or checks to make sure it's safe that s*** aint safe
id bungie jump in a heartbeat
Mia Makova though

She so kind. And sweet