I think they’re pulling a prank. I do not appreciate it.

running on maybe 1100 calories today

not very FatBoySummer of you. fix this.

its not enough at all. I got told i need to get 2500 calories

you’re a big boy

I've seen the film but I don't understand the reference

equilibrium intake is 3300 bro

Please no jokes. I take my profession very seriously.

thats nuts though

according to google it is

2200 calories under 😎

That's insane

google wants you obese so you can sit home searching chocolate bars and pizza. don’t listen to them.

idk

Just sat home searching chocolate bars and pizza

im never hitting that anyway

see! see!!!

optimus prime was nothing short of a phenomenal and wise leader

my whoop strap says i burn like 2200/day and normally i eat like 1700 anything more i have to force myself to eat

is that whoop one worth it?

Not really but it motivates me to sleep better which makes it worth it for me i think Apple Watch might be better actually but i wanted something with a screen

i have an apple watch, but I kinda wanna go away from the constant notifications

Can't you turn them off

its a habit looking at it now

his giant sausage fingers are too big for the buttons. he cant do it.