feels good 2 b "employed"

wait

why are cutie and kodak beefing

u never asked me the question

Going to put this on the next time I get handles

Just to see what happens

hes trying a new gimmick

you never know what lives these people lead outside of work

you'll be sued by don henley

watch out

I saw those ai videos of dogs dancing then I got super stoned a couple weeks ago and started staring at my dog cuz I thought he was going to talk to me. Then it freaked me out so I had a panic attack.

Good vibes.

lame!!!!

I got Israel with me @Extraterrestrial

this post is real

This sounds awesome

my friends were climbing up on university building rooftops at like 4am when we were all on acid

i was the only one who didnt and was just watching them while paranoid AF listening to pink floyd wish you were here album

same during a big ass storm in atlanta idk why we did this

#boomer

weed is awesome

they also found some filthy tunnel ladder thing somewhere spooky on the campus and all went down there and i refused

i took 25 mg of x**** and overdosed, blacked out, only thing i remembered was being at my girlfriends the night before, woke up at 4pm the next day on my parents couch.

apparently my gf had to hold me up with i peed and i couldnt push the p out.

and when i fell asleep on the couch i grabbed her t*** infront of my parents

and i destroyed an ounce of hash by throwing it around the room when i was by myself.

if my therapist was posting on ktt I’d fire him immediately

imagine the world is ending and you're being craddled by @Stankie in a warm little blanket, taking it all in one last time

Go back a few pages he go mad at me called me a fraud a b**** and said im trting to turn ghim into a “lolcow” because i forget to ask him a question becausee i got distracted . Then a few pages again he said im actinng like a victim

Try some of that kratom you sell could be a vibe

Uncle’s house, I forget
Violent tendencies I get
Your timing sucks, she went overboard
Don't forget, you are insured

I DIDN'T KNOW, I WASN'T SURE
CAN'T REMEMBER ALL THAT WELL
I COULDN'T CHANGE, WAS TOO LATE
YEAHEEYEAHEYEAHHHHHHH

Greatest song ever man wtffffffffffffffffffff

too classic

Hate that I had to open this in the app

A hit is a hit though fr