still had a very solid tournament

splash brothers

Anyone check the news lately

the only alcohol i dont like is absinthe! and fruity sour beers. and sweet wines. and weird flavoured vodkas for teenagers and whatever

i am best at pong like 5 6 7 drinks in

They hit the pentagon!

One time in college I was hanging out in this club where all the tech people chilled and we got super high but I was new to weed.

I thought the tiles were moving so I started freaking out thinking I had “laced” weed.

One of the guys noticed me and sat me down with another guy and said “sit here and play Mario kart with him until you feel normal” and told the other guy not to move until I was fixed.

So keep defending!

as if

yeah i gotta drink and be down a few to really be good at pong

85% of the time when i drink anything nowadays i just puke & feel like s***

6-7

lowkey i only been on twitter while peeing at work this week

gotta lock in

lots of cute mexicans in my life

most single

not sure what's going on

W

extremely powerful

im like jr smith of pong if im being honest

skill issue

He was good once upon a time

i know your gut bacteria screaming!

blud needed to go to hospital after a single margarita