maybe ill finally get a gf

yeah like let it come naturally i understand the rush but chill

disregarding this

I also recommend blind Willie’s for live music

Do it stay waxed?
Do it smell fresh?
Can I feel your juice through the latex?
If you go 'round, do you stay wet?
Can your homegirl watch? Can she go next?
Need the lights on, tell her watch this
When I make you cream, I'ma talk s*** (I just wanna know)
And you f*** back, and you got grip
Stick your tongue out when you get your spot hit
I just wanna know

bro 9/11 didnt exist when i was born

s*** crazy

?

u are ace bro

u dont want a gf

I hate you

never said i was aromantic

u in love with the aroma?

The math isn't mathing

u not looking for ur life partner echigoat?

sure

Inshallah

else plan a plan b

my friend got married last week and he met his wife on hinge two years ago and their accounts were both set to "short term"

guy wants a gf that he won't sleep with or being romantic towards

who would sign up

My earliest cultural memory is crying when big pun died

OK untruth camel

i fully support smashing and dipping if its what everyone wants to do.

but after she expressly wanted you to commit, you mulled over lying to her about committing, getting one last smash in, then ditching. ofc im gonna tease u about it!

and now ur committing and happy so i was right

I feel like I've seen Camille do the "you're an only child!" insult with like 4 posters just to find out if they have sisters

what

what was your experience like at the cougar bars

Mine is the I'm Blue video