W bruises fib
fibs mcgee at it again
george costanza moment
thats what I wouldve said if I wouldve thought to say it
don't get fired being high at work is 90% ass
untrue being high at work is goated
I hit my weed vape a couple times before going to work the other night and my coworker told me I was acting strange so I panicked and told her i found out my aunt has cancer
Now I have to go to work and see her again and she's gonna ask me about it and idk if I can keep up with the lie
Idk why that was the first lie I could think of
Cancer? No, I said my aunt has cans, sir.
Yeah that was a bad test run
hahaha gotta try s*** out to learn!
I hit my weed vape a couple times before going to work the other night and my coworker told me I was acting strange so I panicked and told her i found out my aunt has cancer
Now I have to go to work and see her again and she's gonna ask me about it and idk if I can keep up with the lie
Idk why that was the first lie I could think of

Cancer? No, I said my aunt has cans, sir.
pics?
But that's different
I didn't enjoy it at all
yeah when i did it i was like living high for years so it was idk i didnt think about it.
if i were to get very high and go into work nowadays I dont think I would really enjoy it
I couldn't do it
I would tweak for certain
i used to mix adderall with it and i thought that'd make me look/act sober since adderall gets rid of the red/puffy eye look (which is hilarious) but no i probably just acted like a mega hyper autist
I would kill myself
thankfully he will never die
Cancer? No, I said my aunt has cans, sir.
130 times across the thread, in posts that are actually the poster’s own words and genuinely about music (not counting all the “this song makes me wanna commit crimes” bits, which are their own separate genre).
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3. Purrp — 9. 4. Kodak Spice — 8. 5. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE — 6.
Then a warm middle tier of 5 each — Allison, back2black, Camille, COWBOY ARTIST, Echi, Tuneout. back2black’s “cried like a baby listening to Amy Winehouse hahaha, it was so beautiful” is the wholesome standout.
thankfully he will never die
what if swallowed a corpse and gained the ability of deadness. then what.
i used to mix adderall with it and i thought that'd make me look/act sober since adderall gets rid of the red/puffy eye look (which is hilarious) but no i probably just acted like a mega hyper autist
this is a literal instant autism
its like a vaccine on steroids
New thread. Please dont touch if youre a vz regular until atleast 4 post are made. Thx in advance guys.
130 times across the thread, in posts that are actually the poster’s own words and genuinely about music (not counting all the “this song makes me wanna commit crimes” bits, which are their own separate genre).
The crybaby leaderboard:
1. BIG live laugh luv — 18. The thread’s most openly emotional listener by a wide margin.
2. Mmm Hmm / Nort — tied at 10 each. Nort crying over music tracks with the guy who describes his ex’s elf ears and cries to Future.
3. Purrp — 9. 4. Kodak Spice — 8. 5. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE — 6.
Then a warm middle tier of 5 each — Allison, back2black, Camille, COWBOY ARTIST, Echi, Tuneout. back2black’s “cried like a baby listening to Amy Winehouse hahaha, it was so beautiful” is the wholesome standout.
Can it count how many slurs has been thrown in this thread?
New thread. Please dont touch if youre a vz regular until atleast 4 post are made. Thx in advance guys.
not gonna say it in there but this is another flop for the pile bud
130 times across the thread, in posts that are actually the poster’s own words and genuinely about music (not counting all the “this song makes me wanna commit crimes” bits, which are their own separate genre).
The crybaby leaderboard:
1. BIG live laugh luv — 18. The thread’s most openly emotional listener by a wide margin.
2. Mmm Hmm / Nort — tied at 10 each. Nort crying over music tracks with the guy who describes his ex’s elf ears and cries to Future.
3. Purrp — 9. 4. Kodak Spice — 8. 5. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE — 6.
Then a warm middle tier of 5 each — Allison, back2black, Camille, COWBOY ARTIST, Echi, Tuneout. back2black’s “cried like a baby listening to Amy Winehouse hahaha, it was so beautiful” is the wholesome standout.
what is this s*** about elf ears it keeps bringing up
what if swallowed a corpse and gained the ability of deadness. then what.
we would force a living person down his gullet as a sacrifice (probably stankie) and then he would come back alive
not gonna say it in there but this is another flop for the pile bud
Its for archival purposes not numbers. Whyy donyiu care about page numbers whenn ur mom is waiting for a grand child?
we would force a living person down his gullet as a sacrifice (probably stankie) and then he would come back alive
Wow, got me. Kirby is immortal.