It’s so nervewracking for me even tho both times it was stupid easy to pull off
I even did it once during a piss test that also required a physical. So i had to stash the bottle after the test and grab it after the physical lol
Yea I was nervous as f*** too homie
was thinking thoughts like "what if they know its not my piss"
I thought texans always bragged about freedom and alladat
something ive found divorced from the stereotypical “southern” philosophy of freedom, is the opposition to abortion, d****, gay s***, equal race rights. those should be pinnacles of a “freedom” philosophy.
its like how the right wing people accuse the left of implementing mass censorship (they do) and being anti cancel culture (good thing, unless somebody is charged with a heinous crime).
but then try to censor books and education and get left ppl fired over s*** they say online.
theyre literally the same retarded people its wild
I’ve used fake piss for two different employee d*** tests with raving success
huge W
Wtf i just googled it and pilots can legally fly at a 0.04% BAC
why is that not 0????
genuinely insane i didnt know that, i assumed it was zero. so not only can you fly a plane hungover, but you can do it still buzzed from the night before lol
something ive found divorced from the stereotypical “southern” philosophy of freedom, is the opposition to abortion, d****, gay s***, equal race rights. those should be pinnacles of a “freedom” philosophy.
its like how the right wing people accuse the left of implementing mass censorship (they do) and being anti cancel culture (good thing, unless somebody is charged with a heinous crime).
but then try to censor books and education and get left ppl fired over s*** they say online.
theyre literally the same retarded people its wild
Big fax
they more alike than not when you really dig into it
There was a moment when I was in Texas that has always stood out to me. There was a woman I was close with at my job. One day, her car got repossessed, and she called me for help.
I drove her to the lot where her car was being held in the middle of the hot Texas sun. I went inside and talked to the man while she grabbed her baby. Standing there in my work clothes, speaking with him while she stood behind me holding her child, was a moment I can’t forget.
Something about that situation made me feel a sense of responsibility and purpose that stayed with me.
Big fax
they more alike than not when you really dig into it
its the same group of uneducated people, with the same philosophy, just a different flavour who grew up somehwere else lol
There was a moment when I was in Texas that has always stood out to me. There was a woman I was close with at my job. One day, her car got repossessed, and she called me for help.
I drove her to the lot where her car was being held in the middle of the hot Texas sun. I went inside and talked to the man while she grabbed her baby. Standing there in my work clothes, speaking with him while she stood behind me holding her child, was a moment I can’t forget.
Something about that situation made me feel a sense of responsibility and purpose that stayed with me.
Situations that call on you to step up is what builds a man
its the same group of uneducated people, with the same philosophy, just a different flavour who grew up somehwere else lol
I remember when Charles Kirk died, right wingers were calling for the jobs of ppl online celebrating the event like that's not a form of cancel culture they hated
There was a moment when I was in Texas that has always stood out to me. There was a woman I was close with at my job. One day, her car got repossessed, and she called me for help.
I drove her to the lot where her car was being held in the middle of the hot Texas sun. I went inside and talked to the man while she grabbed her baby. Standing there in my work clothes, speaking with him while she stood behind me holding her child, was a moment I can’t forget.
Something about that situation made me feel a sense of responsibility and purpose that stayed with me.
The us syphoning half the tax dollars into military to enrich people who lobby them to do that, then people using it as an example of why using taxes to help people shouldnt exist because its a waste of money. when either way people have to pick up the pieces of ppl around them suffering with no way out.
strange to me.
I remember when Charles Kirk died, right wingers were calling for the jobs of ppl online celebrating the event like that's not a form of cancel culture they hated
exactly yes 100%
I love the South and conservative culture but hate conservative politics
I love the South and conservative culture but hate conservative politics
this is completely valid.
i feel the same way about rural canada too
I like to think of the South, Texas specifically as Sparta and California/New York being Athens
curious as to why
Idk it makes no sense
super random but its kinda wild obama talked about doing coke as a univeristy student and he became president. lol what ever happened to it always derailing your life or whatever
I like to think of the South, Texas specifically as Sparta and California/New York being Athens
Arizona is pompeii cus why the f*** is it 100° at 10:20 am
Arizona is pompeii cus why the f*** is it 100° at 10:20 am
Democrats: We must make everybody gay! F*** you!
Republicans: We must make everybody christian! F*** you
Arizonans:
Arizona is pompeii cus why the f*** is it 100° at 10:20 am
stankie in arizona

(blargg the lava enemy from super mario world)
another hot take.
hippies are more masculine than soldiers
Arizona Dream (1993)
Nintendo grwm ads
https://twitter.com/i/status/2084416022921040046imagine getting to do a dream job of voice over work for nintendo and then you get this script
another hot take.
hippies are more masculine than soldiers
Soldiers are gay af
Rememeber the @op lore