Drink 300 more

had enough?

You need to hijack their special day with drunken foolish behavior

Puke on the bride

i suggested he facetime his girlfriend in the middle of the wedding and propose

Yes and make sure everyone is watching

oh yes like in the middle of fo the isle during the wedding yell and tell everyone hold up and be quiet, then hold on the phone into the mic while the facetime sound dials

Yes yes yes

Yell "WAIT.!!!.wait... I'm doing something."

Took fran to my aunt/uncles and she was a celebrity

this is like artist in prison

yes exactly

“I have a surprise for everybody! hold on…”

?

Man my dog met 5 new dogs today + 3 new people and she did so f***ing good

Thats my smart ass child right there

cheers!!

drinking a cold ass beer

getting his twink ass sniffed and fondoled by 3 big guys at once

she a little cosmopolitan

I think they accept her as their leader

i've befriended a little toddler

i showed her pictures of my cat and now she's friends with me

drink two.

its because youre both mentally on the same level tonight

hello thread whos awake

Ok so who wants to see my newest Pokemon cards