Gucci Morty touched my swimsuit area

ima put u on fox 5

rip tim apple

Ima put you on facial abuse

swaggg

damn u a hardcore gooner like that?

hes still staying on apple, just not as ceo. i forget the job title but its something a***ogous to ambassador so he can negotiate with different countries about stuff because he was extremely good at it

im applying for his job. wish me luck.

good luck norty!

tuneout with the spoon out

3rd espresso im starting to beek

I've been referring to Sue as mean sue since she cut me

The guilt trip isn't working yet but I think it will eventually

I wish ET would sexually harass me

Say something I’m giving up on you…
@Orangutan

ive transformed into beeker, sue turned into mean sue

this is quite a eventful monday

she will transform back im sure

She really got me

It was a brutal attack

She winded her tiny foot back and full force smacked me in the face

She could be a boxer she's so talented

im telling u, her and those kiwis could lay out anybody

maybe you should train her as a guard cat

nothing wrong with some incestuous p**** flakes

Begins with a B, I don’t wanna type

ah benadryl