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also whar an extremely strange question to ask during a job interview lol

John Mauve

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Good news. My £2500 cheque for being a Welsh teacher comes in on Friday

Bad news, my compliance check asks fir full employment history and I stupidly declared I was fired from a call centre job when I was younger because I'm a fussy!

Like a Camillimane

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they saw a goofy 6'10 white guy and were like "have u kicked ass"

frenchpress

47m

tonite i realized my song is Asscheeks...so i changed up the guitar pattern...it sounds better, livelier, which I want...but the drums...the drums must be redone

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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Good avy

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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If i ever fight orangutan im pulling this move

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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Good avy

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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If i ever fight orangutan im pulling this move

CutiePieHole

38m

I fewl like canille could go back to haveing good avis but hes obsessed with pomemane woman

BIG drugs r bad

38m

love X but man his awareness was s***

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

37m

@camille bron got his ring

Like a Camillimane

37m

facts he was telling 12 year old girls he'd face f*** them

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they saw a goofy 6'10 white guy and were like "have u kicked ass"

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did u win the fight?

Orangutan

32m

Can’t think of a fight I ever really lost

But I don’t wanna oversell myself these weren’t like full on bare knuckle street fights

Always just a few punches or shoves before getting broken up

And that was just a couple times. I’ve never been one to pick a fight, and I’m really big so nobody really picks fights with me

So that’s a pretty good arrangement

I did have a weird period in middle school where I’d full on b**** slap mfs if I felt they disrespected me

It was the funniest s*** ever cause I’d backhand slap them hard as f*** and they’d just look at me like I shot their dog, they couldn’t comprehend that somebody just irl b**** slapped them

And they NEVER retaliated I need to get back on that type timing

Orangutan

32m

Can’t think of a fight I ever really lost

But I don’t wanna oversell myself these weren’t like full on bare knuckle street fights

Always just a few punches or shoves before getting broken up

And that was just a couple times. I’ve never been one to pick a fight, and I’m really big so nobody really picks fights with me

So that’s a pretty good arrangement

I did have a weird period in middle school where I’d full on b**** slap mfs if I felt they disrespected me

It was the funniest s*** ever cause I’d backhand slap them hard as f*** and they’d just look at me like I shot their dog, they couldn’t comprehend that somebody just irl b**** slapped them

And they NEVER retaliated I need to get back on that type timing

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i think hot girls atcually like rick and morty more often than ugly guys do

i dont know what to do with this information but ive encountered many such cases